Poker face

By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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gravedigger08 0

you can actually get a court order to get the dog back since you never gave permission and it's free just go down to the courthouse then kick ur roommate out and get another roommate

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kyarush 10

ya I lost my dignity in a game of poker once... never again. FML. FYL. F all of our lives lol

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Stupified 0

Hahaha why don't you play to get him back

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marinus_fml 19

it could have been worse! you could have come back from your 2 week holiday, and when you went to see your girlfriend, you could have finished in 10 seconds since you hadn't seen her in a while..

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Freeze_fml 16

Every single thing that has ever happened in the universe could have been worse. Shut the hell up and put a damn shirt on.

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phreshboi 1

ROFL sucks for you OP but hopefully you weren't mentally attached to it.

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uhazsquiads 0

lol 5 OP, that really sucks :'( if someone lost my dog I would go get it and If I couldn't I would kill whoever lost it in poker e_e

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nishant5456 0

I think your roommate has the disease called Drunk Idiot who Fails.

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Stupified 0

1) Search on craiglist for free dog. 2) Trade dog for your dog or keep the dog you like best 3) Buy a gun 4) Shoot your roommate or his dog if he has one 5) Eat a taco. 6) ??? 7) Profit! Ydi for having a dog.

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daltreix 3

oh no poor dog. dogs are badass! screw cats! lol

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twinny_sc 13

How about you get a new dog and roommate.

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RainbowBitch15 11

8: lol 11: love ur pic. flcl is amazing. OP: I'd be gettin a new roommate AFTER I got my dog back! fyl.

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happy_dino 6

OMG!!!! THAT IS SOOOOO SAD!!!!! I'd kick their ass!!! :(. Sorry OP...

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bonsaiboy26 1

lol 10 sec no excuse

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Icecube32 0

oh shit son that sucks

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degrassilovur 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahhh(:

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MykeLytorus 0

It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist. Nobody is born gay--it's a choice just like what clothes you wear! FTW!! Dur dur dur I'm cool coz I come one here and comment on every single FML.

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kocoman500 2

number 8 (marinus)- your an idiot. nothing could be more worse than losing your dog- no no no, your ROOMMATE losing your dog in a game on drunk poker. stop saying "it could be a lot worse". yes, we all know it could be in some cases, but you don't have to announce it.

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Elenachka 0

this paragraph makes me really angry :( not even the grammar Nazis will touch it...

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ZleveL 0

I lost my foreskin in a game of poker :(

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gozar_fml 1

I think I'm going to have some tshirts made that say "Your an idiot".

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justsayfuck 5

#64, it is part of the joke you wrote 'you're' wrong, right? :/

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SweetLikeDirt 0

Mentally?? That's like some esp shit. I think you mean emotionally attached?

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Christopher08 0

ha ha ha I supose that happen to you

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athletichic2012 0

omg that's terrible! I'm sooo sorryy =[

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ZombieLoveA 0

Ray William Johnson :D

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ZombieLoveA 0

My last comment was towards 13 because he or she likes ray William Johnson as much as I do.

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houseofame 4

Sorry I won the game! Your dog is sitting on my lap :D

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xxjoseph1543xx 0

YDI for forgetting to lock his chain today.

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rileykins 0

hahah. play a game of poker with gay guys and bet his body.

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I_have_no_clue 0

Sounds like they could read his poker face.

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Flutist 3

Just dance, you don't have to pick up dog poo anymore.

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skatingalyy 0

when life hands u a bad romance, put on ur poker face, pick up ur telephone, call alejandro, and just dance :)

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Poepiepiesie 3

Get drunk and poker with your friend for his car keys , as he plays with everything.

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AyeItsMobleyy 0

"get drunk and poker with your friend.." nicely typed.

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KaitlynxD 5

Wow, that's terrible. I hope there's a way to get him back!

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