Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
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daytoday21 10
I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?
LupusDie 9
That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.
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Comments (134)
XTheDesertSongX 17
I guarantee the person just said that to **** with you.
Gaga_is_God6969 13
FYL. Did you have your puppy microchipped? Is there any way to reclaim him?
Ameel_fml 19
Microchipping won't do much if the dog has been stolen. Though I suppose there's an off chance they might take it to the vet and someone recognizes it to scan the microchip.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
If the dog is chipped, they can track him to whoever has him. and if he is chipped, OPs name will be on the paperwork. Proof it's OPs dog.
vadaaa 11
People can be pretty cruel when it comes to lost dogs. When I lost my dog I put up signs all over the neighborhood. I got a call from a man telling me they're graffiti and threatening to report us. I also had a friend make fun of me and tell me that they ran over my dog. People are mean op, especially when they know that it's a soft spot for you. I highly doubt they really found your dog. Just keep looking.
StanSmith2013 26
Isn't that called stealing? Why not file a police report?
xgetxbentx 13
Even if they file one, it probably wouldn't help. There's no way of knowing who wrote it or if they were even telling the truth. Even if there are cameras on the street, unless OP is someone very rich or very important the police wouldn't look much into a lost dog. All police ever do for that is go with you to the thief's house and tell them to give the dog back. Odds are as long as said thief didn't try to cause problems they wouldn't even get arrested.
onorexveritas 24
that's ******
alwayswinning123 7
Up?
DracoSpirita 21
65 - SQUIRREL!
funnyfails1 13
Well what if they didn't find it and wrote it just to mess with you
Omniprism 15
I'd be beyond crazy pissed. I'd take the sign and show it to police
TheSofaKing 7
Hope your dog ***** and pisses all over that person's house.
chanellgymnast 17
What's wrong with people these days? I'm sorry OP. :(
martinfml 8
I doubt they found it, they most likely wrote that to piss you off.