Talk to me baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 340
You deserved it 15 973

Same thing different taste


turning me off, ya turning me off..good song

using gay as something derogatory is just rude... ahh tired of people throwing the word around like it's no big deal. Just rude.

Is that what he gives her to clean his potential babies out of her hair? Soaks it right up.

vergaso 0

natdancer shut up that's so white of u

27- You are cute but you are being really gay right now. Yeesh!!

YourEvilHero 12

I'm tired of people throwing the word gay around like it's some kind of big deal. how rude!

I'm with 27 - because gay means happy, right?

jade567 0

27- thank you! someone who finally thinks the same. :)

heh, well, you never know until you try! just don't do it again, and you'll be set.

I'm so offended that someone used the word gay that way! not. That's something you stop caring about after highschool. Atleast for me. And yes, Im gay. Happy and homosexual all around. I say stuff is gay when I don't like it also. ;)

sactownsfinest 0

27 over the years that term has lost all meaning for it to be rude or bother people. it's thrown around so much that it's kinda lost it's meaning to be insulting.

Agree with 57, I'm gay and say stuff is 'gay' all the time. Now the word gay has become meaningless and is rarely used in the sense that something is homosexual. For example: Math homework is gay, but it doesn't have intercourse with other math homework of the same gender. Loosen up 27.

when people tell me "you're gay" I just shrug. it's like a fly hitting you. you just laugh at the flys stupidity

before you use the word gay in a disrespectful way you should stop and think "what the **** would hilary duff do?"

edensucksatlife 0

FYL. That sucks a loootttt. And in reply to the conversation concerning rude comments, this website seems to be used by a lot of people as an outlet for their anger. Lol. I've never seen so many people blow up at strangers for absolutely no reason.


YDI for not knowing how to spell cum. Thats sad

57 & 59 so for you guys, it's kinda like when a black person uses the "N" word?? LOL OP don't really think that that's dirty talk, more like just stating what's gonna happen.

27- the term "gay" was around long before homosexuals started using it. Get over yourself, the entire world can't be PC. if we were no one would be able to speak. As if you've never said an offensive thingnin your life. OP- That sucks! Maybe it was just a coiencidence??

NatDancer2010 Speech Police! Don't be such a Nazi, the word "gay" has three meanings.

poolball 0

#68 you're stupid you spelt "cum" wrong, cum is actually slang and the proper way to spell ir is "come." & I think natdancer wanted ppl to agree w/ her, which is quite funny bc no one did... & yeah the word gay has lost all meaning.

luvs_2_dance123 0

You spelled "cum" wrong. who does that?! haha. Anyway, sucks to be you, seriously.

mattchap 0

27. ur gay. and using the word gay is just like saying your a retard because gays are **** retards that don't deserve to live in america

that's a real stud you got there op. OP: talk dirty to me baby BF: I'm cumming!!! lame. YDI

108 OP was "talking dirty" not her boyfriend.

xlossofmex 0

I'm the same way OP. If I talk when Im about to, I lose focus.

xshadyshadow 0

lol 63, but I kinda agree with 27. Saying it makes something stupid, right? So by using it that way, doesn't it mean homosexuality is stupid? -__- It annoys me.

it is no big deal ok gays are just like anyone else they're not VIPs just because the like members of the same sex. saying something is so gay is the same as saying "that's so ghetto" and so on

So, if a word loses it's meaning after being thrown around a lot, does that mean i can just start saying the n word...? I mean, it's used in a non-racial way now, right? To mean friend or just any random person? And #57, usually people stop referring to things as "gay" once they grow up, and referring to things as such does not make you sound like you're out of high school.

haded 0

1. homosexual 2. happy 3. stupid

I use nigga all the time around my black friends and they don't care and I'm white

I use Mexican as a derogatory term just so gays will stfu.

because usually when I'm in al IDE conundrum, I wonder; what the **** would Hilary Duff tell me to do? - Dane Cook about saying gay

Say whatever you please, I'm not one to use rude slurs. So I will "get over myself" and "loosen up", but I'm not changing my mind because of what some narrow minded strangers have to say on the internet.

xX_RayeMoney_Xx 0

well actually arent you the narrow minded one ?

waterynuggets 0

Lol no she's not narrow minded for not wanting to use 3rd grade slurs.

ahahahaha ... awesome! Dane Cook references are ALWAYS appropriate!

"im gonna come!! ...oh. nevermind. its gone." imagine how the partner felt.. **** their life, not yours!

www 57 so ur saying u wanna stick your dick up another guys ass? ewww

Actually 68, you're an idiot. No one reads the instructions on a condom box, but if you do, they spell "cum" as "come". The word "cum" started on the internet.

kittykat1501 31

51 it does. I learned this after reading Black Beauty

skiier4life619 0

lol! Gutted :P I'd hate to be like that... Fyl

Not very dirty, though... just informative.

vergaso 0

how can he get a boner? unless he's blindfolded or sometin

12. perfect fit? hmm kk each to their own n all.

jewfroditmer 7

I agree with 17.. everytime I hear an ugly chick talk of their sex life I cringe.. that's y god created blindfolds n paper bags I guess

Try taping your mouth shut. Who knows, you might be a massicist?

masochism doesn't relate to taping your mouth shut. masochism isn't bdsm.

It can be if said tape is tight enough to make it hurt.

FYLDeep 25

Maybe ripping the tape off...

yay it's FYL deep, your famous on fml!

number4 who have you had sex with and no your hands do not count...

you have big ummmm ear rings?? if you know what I mean

LexaDear 0

and you have a big umm..nothing. gah leave people alone.

At least the other guy masterbates. you, jewboy, on the other hand... you're probably too busy counting pennies to beat your jewfro of a bush.

honestlove11 0

Dude you don't even have a picture. also, 76's comment made me smile. haha

I love how the first person to stick up for #4(an Asian guy) is an asian girl.

ummm cum maybe??... anyways that's not dirty talking

dudeitsdanny 9

Come is correct. And as to your post below... Learning about sex from ****? Idiot.

agreed! **** is a very unrealistic idea of what sex is.

I also wanted today OP watch some **** and learn what dirty talkig really means prolly get some pointers on how yo give a good blow/hand job ;)

sonnet 0

and that's how you ended up with 2 kids!:)

torres78537 0

seriously. I'd that's dirty talk then I've taken it way too far. nah your just a noob.