Animals: Today, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that...

By C_Ramirez1695 - United States - Houston

Today, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. FML

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Unfortunately our dog has passed. It was a choke snare. I don't blame my grandpa he loved our dog just as much as we did, he was only trying to protect him. I don't know where you're from in the world but foxes and coyotes are not harmless. Our dog was a little shih tzu and a fox or coyote wouldn't think twice about attacking him.

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By okudatwo | 11

#6368150 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:04

Honestly, what was your grandpa thinking? That dogs are somehow exempt from traps?

By MELKOZAR | 27

#6368162 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:09

Grandpa logic-Back in my day our dogs were smarter and didn't have all of this damned technology!

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By okudatwo | 11

#6368150 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:04

Honestly, what was your grandpa thinking? That dogs are somehow exempt from traps?

krazayman | 18

#6368219 - Saturday 1 August 2015 16:33

stupid dog. you made me look bad.BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

lovelockdown23 | 23

#6368378 - Saturday 1 August 2015 20:09

Ahahaha omg!!! Now I have to go watch it on Netflix!

By cat4651 | 15

#6368152 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:05

I hope your dog is ok! Next time, your grandpa should consider a more humane trap.

By bankingbaker | 15

#6368153 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:05

poor dog :(

By _kyleG_ | 34

#6368158 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:08

Sounds like he was so ensnared with the foxes that he forgot about the dog's safety, trapping himself in quite the conundrum. It's a captivating story, really.

By MELKOZAR | 27

#6368162 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:09

Grandpa logic-Back in my day our dogs were smarter and didn't have all of this damned technology!

zeemonster424 | 15

#6368469 - Saturday 1 August 2015 21:40

The dog was probably texting and walking... Didn't even see the trap!

By Honest_Guy | 10

#6368166 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:13

I hope the dog is okay, what type of dog is it?

lexwilder | 16

#6368449 - Saturday 1 August 2015 21:21

why does the dog breed matter?

Honest_Guy | 10

#6368485 - Saturday 1 August 2015 22:06

I was just curious, and smaller dogs are more fragile

RenoTheRhino | 30

#6368671 - Sunday 2 August 2015 3:53

Being so close to Mexico, I bet it was a ginger Chihuahua.

By Damarcus | 22

#6368169 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:17

Well you know they work

By AirBusDriver | 23

#6368172 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:23

I rescued my dog from a snare trap on a neighboring property after she went missing for a day, traumatic as hell but she was unhurt. She's so smart, won't go near one now.

By writerchic85 | 25

#6368174 - Saturday 1 August 2015 15:24

snare traps are cruel. Live humane traps would be better. Even if he ends up shooting the foxes at least they aren't tangled up in a painful trap beforehand. And is your dog alive?