By Anonymous - 27/01/2015 00:19 - United States - Huntsville
All the FMLs
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Winter is coming
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By texasrose921 - 26/01/2015 11:29 - United States - Momence
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Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.
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Mismanaged
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I just can't
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By ameliaruth09 - 22/01/2015 22:36 - United States - Milford
Bad influence
By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 18:27 - United States - Katy
By mdg41 - 22/01/2015 17:55 - United States - Belvidere
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Hi I posted this. Thanks for all the support!! I was in a really bad place when I posted this but I've been talking to a professional and got on medication and I'm really improving. All your comments really helped too. I didn't call the wrong number, I called back and asked someone else for a supervisor and he said he'd look into it. Never heard anything back from him though. I just hope the asshole that told me to **** off didn't drive anybody else over the edge :
By unsuspectingmom - 22/01/2015 11:32 - United States - Dearborn
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Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz
By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt
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By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 06:41 - United States - Suwanee
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CLARIFICATION: (Yes I am the op) Yes, she stayed the night at my house. We are both 18, and have been dating for 4 years. Her parents had been assuming we had been "fooling" around for quite some time, so they weren't really per say SHOCKED when it slipped my mind. We both live with our parents, but my mom left for the night. The reason it slipped my mind was because she was the one who told me there was an opening (she saw a sign as we were driving back from getting coffee the morning after), so to my stupid ass brain attributed her directly to applying in the first place. Her mom laughed, and her dad remained silent. Her little brother also remained silent.