By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 240
You deserved it 3 750

ScaredOfClowns tells us more.

(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.

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Rawrshi 25

Why so serious?

Oh, Hello Georgie!


Oh, Hello Georgie!

JMichael 25

That would be Pennywise.

mariri9206 32

#35, still a clown.

kewpiesuicide 29


#35 actually an ancient energy being, but whatever :)

We all float down here, Georgie!

So full of nope! No clowns, no drains, no blood only children can see, no floating, no IT, just no.

Rawrshi 25

Why so serious?

Guys, stop clowning around.

she sounds awesome!

that moment when I hear about my soul mate over an app.... I FUCKING LOVE THE JOKER OMFG WHY Sorry, had to get that out.

She really should stop clowning around.

Steffi3 40

Just stay over at your place next time :)

Time to face your fears. Also, a batman mask helps.

Did she offer to show you a magic trick?

Want to know how I got these scars?

Maybe it's time to bring out the dark knight!