Drunk, Awkward and Party: Life and soul of the party

Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 634

You deserved it 2 289

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Same thing different taste

By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 595

You deserved it 2 860

By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 584

You deserved it 5 227

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 706

You deserved it 151

By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 009

You deserved it 3 122

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 432

You deserved it 3 272

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 511

You deserved it 181

Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 892

You deserved it 211

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 631

You deserved it 32 852

By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 424

You deserved it 2 549

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 685

You deserved it 122

ScottVining 21

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:22

Glad to know my moms not the only one who gets annoyingly drunk at parties.

k_dizzy95 17

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:20

That blows.

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spicypie 10

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:17

Reminds me of Malcolm in the middle

BlackHawkSavior 28

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:18

That's pretty kinky

achoo123 13

Saturday 2 January 2016 7:49

That's her son dude. Ew.

ZaiopePerSe 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 14:47

humor, 27. Humor

DasKing 18

Saturday 2 January 2016 16:30

Bad humor 32, bad humor

scyth3s 13

Saturday 2 January 2016 20:39

Good humour, 33, good humour.

k_dizzy95 17

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:20

That blows.

gamermonster 34

Saturday 2 January 2016 12:49

Pls leave now

ScottVining 21

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:22

Glad to know my moms not the only one who gets annoyingly drunk at parties.

FlamingColor 30

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:22

Distract her with more beer.

katluvr 22

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:23

Still sorry that your "friends" aren't very smart. You deserve better, OP.

BlackHawkSavior 28

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:25

Wrong post man.

Iwannarock1 19

Saturday 2 January 2016 6:58

Must be drunk FMLing, he's only 1 post off.

evanmurphy 14

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:24

She's just drunk! I'd just go along with what she says and in the end you can have a good laugh about it.

Odiz747 23

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:26

Ooh, kinky

itsme82 18

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:28

Damn, why couldn't you just go along with it? Party pooper!!

KILJOY310 11

Saturday 2 January 2016 1:32

Question is did you take the picture or stand up to your mother.

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Life and soul of the party

Same thing different taste

He's still got it

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Stay out of my life

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