Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 598
You deserved it 2 275

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ScottVining 21

Glad to know my moms not the only one who gets annoyingly drunk at parties.

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Reminds me of Malcolm in the middle

That's pretty kinky

That's her son dude. Ew.

humor, 27. Humor

Bad humor 32, bad humor

Good humour, 33, good humour.

ScottVining 21

Glad to know my moms not the only one who gets annoyingly drunk at parties.

Distract her with more beer.

Still sorry that your "friends" aren't very smart. You deserve better, OP.

Iwannarock1 19

Must be drunk FMLing, he's only 1 post off.

She's just drunk! I'd just go along with what she says and in the end you can have a good laugh about it.

Damn, why couldn't you just go along with it? Party pooper!!

Question is did you take the picture or stand up to your mother.