By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 11:37 - Australia

Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
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Did you do the ants in your pants dance?

Maybe they just thought you were something sweet! :)

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Maybe they just thought you were something sweet! :)

That doesn't sound fANTastic.

Yeah I had to try pretty hard for that one.

I bet he was itching in emotions..

Did this date involve rolling around in the dirt or something?

Well you see when two people really like each other such things as rolling around in the dirt could happen.

Did you go to an insect preservation park?

Did you do the ants in your pants dance?

This is "Courtship", just the way nature intended.

I mean...you do live in Australia.

I'm not sure if you're lucky because there are a lot worse creepy crawlies in Australia. Or unlucky because ants are the size of cattle there.

I cringed while reading this.

When my mum was younger, she was lying down on the grass and put her head on an ants nest. She's now terrified of ants after having the colony climbing through her hair.

I bet that made you feel pretty antsy.