I've sneezed so hard I've given myself a stiff neck. It's crazy how a normal reflex can do that.

Exactly. Like whiplash, isn't it? I took two semesters of human anatomy, the human body is insane.

a piece of granola entered one of his lungs when he sneezed. it's happened to me few times

Do it slowly too

Without breaking eye contact.

get as much of it down your throat as you can

Don't forget to pucker your lips

lemon tea would be great.

Gunshot would be least painful. Good luck OP

Less painful than lethal injection?

actually, probably yes, 23. a correctly aimed gunshot could kill instantaneously (I.e. no pain), whereas studies have shown that the most drug cocktails used for lethal injection might actually be very painful, although too incapacitating for criminals to show it.

Actually, being burnt alive is one of the most painful ways to die

Haha, if THAT were true, #34, we'd be selling deaths by flamethrower extra cheap to incentivize purchase… oh.