By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth
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I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.
Exactly. Like whiplash, isn't it? I took two semesters of human anatomy, the human body is insane.
a piece of granola entered one of his lungs when he sneezed. it's happened to me few times
Mmmmm. Crunchy.
Do it slowly too
Without breaking eye contact.
get as much of it down your throat as you can
Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?
Gunshot would be least painful. Good luck OP
Less painful than lethal injection?
Actually, being burnt alive is one of the most painful ways to die
Haha, if THAT were true, #34, we'd be selling deaths by flamethrower extra cheap to incentivize purchase… oh.
Tell me where you stay at and I`ll do it free of charge. It will be quick.
Ugh I hate sneezes like that, my mother and I get loud sneezes and one time my mom scared someone when she drove by and sneezed. I am not making this up. For your throat, gargle with warm salt water and drink some tea with honey
Gargle with fire. It will take your throat out so you die AND your throat is fixed
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Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?
I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.