By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
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"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

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That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

Sorry about cat. It must have bugged you a lot. I bet your cat hope spew get better. No? Anyone? I'll leave.

Took me a second to get "hope spew get better". I almost corrected you, thinking it was a typo.

Damn cats are always out for us, scheming and planning world domination.

That's the penguins that want world domination. Cats are content with house domination.

So much win #19

Gotta love cats right? Haha

No, no I don't. I hate cats, dogs on the other hand....

I do have to agree with you, I was and always will be a dog person, but, earlirr in 2015, I recently got my cats...man, they grow on you, still annoying, but they still grow on you

"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

Or a horrifying Tumblr account.

This was hilarious to envision, in slow motion naturally.

That's pretty impressive OP. Good job.

Damn cats. Hope you get better soon though!

Did...did your vision go black&white with a big flash of "wasted" in red letters?

Hope you feel better both from the stomach bug and the injuries from falling down the stairs.