By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
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MysticPizza 15

"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

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pjsr 32

That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

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pjsr 32

That's an acrobatic act to begin the year with. Happy New Year OP!

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Liamj774 36

Sorry about cat. It must have bugged you a lot. I bet your cat hope spew get better. No? Anyone? I'll leave.

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whysobeachy 37

Took me a second to get "hope spew get better". I almost corrected you, thinking it was a typo.

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Ilovemysphynx 19

Damn cats are always out for us, scheming and planning world domination.

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Lalala579121 27

That's the penguins that want world domination. Cats are content with house domination.

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ssnow_fml 20

No, no I don't. I hate cats, dogs on the other hand....

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flannelboss27 17

I do have to agree with you, I was and always will be a dog person, but, earlirr in 2015, I recently got my cats...man, they grow on you, still annoying, but they still grow on you

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MysticPizza 15

"Pinwheel of Vomit" might make a good metal band name LOL

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divinorum11 11

This was hilarious to envision, in slow motion naturally.

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emeraldisle 30

That's pretty impressive OP. Good job.

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corky1992 33

Damn cats. Hope you get better soon though!

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FalloutScrolls 25

Did...did your vision go black&white with a big flash of "wasted" in red letters?

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LPac5295 27

Hope you feel better both from the stomach bug and the injuries from falling down the stairs.

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