By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML
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Report them immediately. That's not ok, and you worked hard on your garden.

Since you caught them yellow handed, I'd take those tomatoes to throw them on their faces and make them red faced. In all seriousness, I'd report them to their superiors.

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NOT THE TOMATOS!!

It's right there for you to copy.

Wow, what a creative comment.

serve them a special salad as a thank you.

Maybe they were raised by wolves and were marking their territory.

Ah yes, those notorious wolf painters. You've really got to watch them.

Since you caught them yellow handed, I'd take those tomatoes to throw them on their faces and make them red faced. In all seriousness, I'd report them to their superiors.

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You must be pretty short for him to be able to hit your tomatoes. Or he's got a pretty powerful pee-stream!

Don't cross the streams!

Generally men don't pee straight forward... gravity does some work...

Report them immediately. That's not ok, and you worked hard on your garden.

And thus marks the last time you ever hire Amish painters.

stevenJB 25

other than the obvious charges, you think Thatd be some sort of biological hazard as they were urinating on your would be food without your knowing?

Isn't that how you make ketchup?

sooooo Fired