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If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.

Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave? No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a fucking desert! (The after-meal treat is a dessert.)

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Take the ring and propose to the girl with it! :D Just kidding. That would be fucked up and it probably wouldn't work. Sucks for you, OP. You should've just told her how you feel about her when you first fell in love with her. Too late now though, she's getting married to someone else.

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1: "accidentally" trip when you're delivering it and splatter it all over him. 2: say, "oh that's too bad, but this place is so cheap anyway, and that ring was hideous." 3: take the ring and make a break for it.

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This is only an FML if you are genuinely a good person. I doubt that you are, so just do whatever you want with his ring. Eat it Lose it Sell it Break it Shit it out. So many options 

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Do the right thing OP. say really loudly "No I can't hide this ring in you're dessert". Make sure everyone hears.

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You should have said "I'm sorry sir I can't hide this ring in you're food, as it goes against health and safety regulations." LOUDLY. Also tell him that the ring looks tacky :)

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i can't believe all the shitheads who voted "your life sucks". no it doesn't! grow the fuck up! your fucking fault, and you deserve it for not making your move on her fast enough. do you want me to fucking play a violin and cry a river for you? suck it up, go back home, watch porn and masturbate. you sad asshole.

If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.

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Maybe he did tell her of his feelings and she rejected him--and despite that, he's still in love with her. ...That would suck.

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yeah there's so many FML's were op says the girl I've been in love with for four years. if you haven't tried anything yet it is your fault and if you got rejected get past ot

Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave? No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a fucking desert! (The after-meal treat is a dessert.)

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Don't feel too bad. I'll bet the sneaky editors are going to stealthily fix the misspelling up there and make us look like asses that can't read. We'll get, "What are you idiots talking about? It clearly says 'dessert' up there," when they don't realize that we early birds saw the story in its original form.

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In elementary school, the way I was taught to remember the difference was that desert has one s because there isn't much water, and dessert has two because you always want more. ...Fuck, now I want dessert.

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Well, the sneaky editors fixed it, so everyone will just have to take our word that originally it said "desert," and our jokes were hilarious!

I'll tell you what Mayor West (from Family Guy) told his left hand while he married his right hand when the left hand tried to "speak now instead of forever hold his (her?) peace" and object to the marriage... Quiet down, you've had your chance!

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"Heh heh, Paul. That's a human name. What a ridiculous name for a cat!" "Mayooor Wesst, Mayor Weeeest.. a little softer now... Maaayoor Wessst, Mmmmayor Wwwwessst.."

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