Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
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mycookiezz 0
Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha
randomchickkk 0
well there's a reason it's for kids
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Comments (122)
silentReaper 4
fail... T.T
dyates27 0
/agree
pimplayer 0
pfft Americans
john7h567hgrd 0
... really... are you really gonna say that #67?...
Edokun 0
OP is over the age of one so 'tWas not such a fail afterall
herpderpherpderp 13
word search- H E L L O K I T T Y H A P P Y M E O W A B C D E R I B B O N S W E E T
randomchickkk 0
well there's a reason it's for kids
Michyxo 14
Haha. Was your daughter able to find them quickly?
Shawnee_dear 10
And how old is she? Because if she's one and can find the words in ten minutes, I think you're screwed.(x but kudos for trying.
FYLDeep 26
That's like evolution or some shit.
Shawnee_dear 10
Soon, the fetus will be frowned upon if it does not have a college degree.(x "You were born without going to Yale!?" Ha ha ha.
james_aka_frosty 3
how could one year olds do it anyway. as far as I can remember one year olds can't use a toilet let alone read
Doortje 30
Yeah, NORMAL one year olds can't. But they were talking about the extremely intelligent kind, those lucky enough to get into Uterus University.
KingDingALing 9
Oh, so then your birth certificate really isn't a certificate for your birth, it's a certificate for graduating Uterus University! It makes so much sense now!
OCDC 9
Doortje - They don't need to be smart, just faster than their "siblings"...
conan13_fml 0
the book was probably also fir coloring. one year child can "color"
x3herox3 0
LOL. I find everything for kids harder.
mycookiezz 0
Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha
BlueEyed1019 12
lol Ikr
TheNinjaCat 10
"stupid is as stupid does" springs to mind :P no offence intended <3
ohSNAPyall 27
No offense, you're just stupid. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ohSNAPyall 27
xoxox ;)
TheNinjaCat 10
it's a movie quote. Forrest Gump. k? and I know I'm not smart, no need to rub it in.
loshysucks 0
omg you look like that bitch at my school, bur she's way hotter, no offense tho.
TheNinjaCat 10
gee thanks "/ I know I'm not good looking, but to hear it from some one as good looking as you? bonus.
anorexicbarbie 8
Ignore the assholes, 52. You look fine to me.
TheNinjaCat 10
thanks alot, AnorexicBarbie x
john7h567hgrd 0
Ninja you are beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you just need more self confidence ;)
aldog24 0
your cigarette is.... cool?
TheNinjaCat 10
why, thank you :3 feels good to hear that x
machiko_fml 0
Someone needs to go back to Pre-K.
Niki0308 0
someone needs 2 go back 2 preschool
OCDC 9
You? Maybe they'll teach you how to spell.
whitewoods 3
She just learned her numbers from 0-10, she only wants to show off her new knowledge.
TheNinjaCat 10
I was just thinking that ^^
cr4497 4
someone needs to go back to first grade:/ lol dumb*ss
loshysucks 0
lolol this ^
WOW_BS 0
fag(s) ^
whitewoods 3
Ages 1 and up for a coloring book? Shouldn't it be more like 3 and up? At 1, kids are still eating crayons and the paper, none the less talking or finding words in a wordsearch.
sourgirl101 29
I thought that too. Perhaps the OP meant "grade" 1 and up.
varp 0
Maybe she cant read numbers either!