And God said unto Moses "Thou shalt not steal, lest thou findeth a Nerf gun, 'cos those things are the shit."

I kept asking god for a nerf gun. Then I remembered god doesn’t work like that so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

That's fitting

I’ll bet your son is quite cross!

church has been the biggest thieves through all of time.........

Hey it could be worse, imagine it was a catholic church and you left your child unattended...

Ya I learned that lesson the hard way to that there's more criminals at church then there is in prison, just put your name in black sharpie on everything it discourages stealing when your name is blatantly on it 😀

I feel like that's the most likely place to run into thieves. The most ripped off I've ever been in my life was by the so-called religious people, including a pastor.