Social pariah

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 12:00

Today, I talked to exactly 0.0 people on Christmas, 0.0 people on New Year's, and I just checked my phone: The last call I received from anyone other than work or my tenant was October 29th. FML
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whatshername?! 39

Well, what about calling people first?

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RichardPencil 30

I'm scared that there's a digit to the right of the decimal point. If someone tells you to "talk to the hand," do you get a 0.1 credit for that? I definitely won't be snooping in your freezer!

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anothergenericuncreativename 13

so? people not annoying me for some arbitrary, garbage holiday is what i WANT. and people not annoying me by calling is what i WANT.

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whatshername?! 39

Well, what about calling people first?

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RichardPencil 30

I'm scared that there's a digit to the right of the decimal point. If someone tells you to "talk to the hand," do you get a 0.1 credit for that? I definitely won't be snooping in your freezer!

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mike3775 35

I’d be happy with that. My phone never stops

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TeaTimeAbyss 20

Aaaaw poor little landlord.

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