Pish yerself

By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 038
You deserved it 2 515

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.

That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!

Comments

1dvs_bstd 41

come again big fudge, sting or stink?

tiptoppc 19

Barbacide on razor cuts will, i’m sure…

Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.

born_hustla 26

Next haircut? I would have chased him and mess up his hair with the razor

I feel sorry for the both of you, actually.

I would feel sorry for the man if he was not a jerk about pissing himself.

#39 I think he was probably trying to make light of the situation, honestly.

JayVicious 20

its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

homesuckfucker 28

Do you mean, "Better to be pissed off than pissed on," or are you a man that happens to enjoy golden showers?

Nothing better than a golden shower to calm you down when you're angry!

JayVicious 20

ha yes i did mean than. was up for 32 hours. but that was a **** up that made me laugh. at least it still made sense....in a more ****** up way.

Took me a while to question myself if you do like golden showers or not.

I guess it doesn't bother him that he now has to walk around Smelling like urine, sorry OP that should definitely go in the bad day column I hope your day got better after that.

Maybe he can't help it and pretends to do it on purpose to avoid the embarrassment of the situation and the reality of getting older.

I thought the same thing. Not only that, but Depends ain't exactly cheap.

JayVicious 20

well it depends on where you shop for them Id say.

I doubt it. More likely a cowardly sadist that uses age related incontinence as a weapon.

pinkgreenyellow 13