Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
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Top comments
MrSarary 26
Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.
MDoremis 38
That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!
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Comments (47)
cornyrob 33
Gross....
photographer49 22
#1 thanks for the unnecessary comment.
8Dirty1 24
that's got to sting
1dvs_bstd 41
come again big fudge, sting or stink?
8Dirty1 24
sting like when he pees
tiptoppc 21
Barbacide on razor cuts will, i’m sure…
MrSarary 26
Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.
born_hustla 26
Next haircut? I would have chased him and mess up his hair with the razor
Jasim 17
I feel sorry for the both of you, actually.
imapartypooper 15
I would feel sorry for the man if he was not a jerk about pissing himself.
invadermaythe1st 35
#39 I think he was probably trying to make light of the situation, honestly.
FluffyPandas156 13
I'd be pissed if someone done that.
JayVicious 20
its better to be pissed off then pissed on.
homesuckfucker 28
Do you mean, "Better to be pissed off than pissed on," or are you a man that happens to enjoy golden showers?
swanheart 35
Nothing better than a golden shower to calm you down when you're angry!
JKPwnage 27
In that order?
JayVicious 20
ha yes i did mean than. was up for 32 hours. but that was a **** up that made me laugh. at least it still made sense....in a more ****** up way.
FluffyPandas156 13
Took me a while to question myself if you do like golden showers or not.
PrinPrinLife 16
That's messed up.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I guess it doesn't bother him that he now has to walk around Smelling like urine, sorry OP that should definitely go in the bad day column I hope your day got better after that.
brook823 24
Maybe he didn't like his haircut?
ActionFearo 39
Maybe he can't help it and pretends to do it on purpose to avoid the embarrassment of the situation and the reality of getting older.
SookyLala 13
#9 yeah, my thoughts exactly
Kailayla 29
Agreed.
more4me 27
I thought the same thing. Not only that, but Depends ain't exactly cheap.
JayVicious 20
well it depends on where you shop for them Id say.
Flyndaran 10
I doubt it. More likely a cowardly sadist that uses age related incontinence as a weapon.
pinkgreenyellow 13
Bad Grandpa strikes again