Today, after he asked to hit it raw three days into talking, shit got a little messy, so he said he needed time to decide how he felt about me. So, he's ready to be a high school baby daddy before trying to be my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years responded to my opening up about how I felt like I was always put on the back burner, was to ghost me for a week, and break up via text. Don't worry though, we can still be friends and maybe later, when he's ready, start the relationship again. FML
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Top comments
FluffythePink 24
Please tell me you just stared at his pouty, infantile behaviour and then walked off to find a much better bf than this?
Thaylok 17
He is NOT even remotely thinking about the implications. He obviously doesn't care about you or any potential children. I seriously hope you denied him and are finding another person. You deserve better than that animal. Scratch that. most animals at least accept parental responsibilities. Dump that trash and find someone better.
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FluffythePink 24
Please tell me you just stared at his pouty, infantile behaviour and then walked off to find a much better bf than this?
TomeDr 25
RUN! He’s not worth it. Not at all.
L0life29 6
sounds like you dodged a bullet
Thaylok 17
He is NOT even remotely thinking about the implications. He obviously doesn't care about you or any potential children. I seriously hope you denied him and are finding another person. You deserve better than that animal. Scratch that. most animals at least accept parental responsibilities. Dump that trash and find someone better.
Iamthebanzai22 21
OK, I'm trying to figure this situation out. So, I assume that you are still in high school, then he asked to nail you without a condom. Then, hopefully you said no which made him decide that he isn't going to get what he is really after (He only wants your body, not you), so he decided to abort mission and go after easier meat? If this is correct, well done. Keep it up, it's a good way to weed out trash like him.
d j mom 9
you need to stop being so easy. having unprotected sex and getting pregnant after only 3 days of talking to someone WTF! high school boys don't want to date easy girls, they want to hit it and quit it and then date girls with more self respect. you definitely don't know him well enough to know whether or not he has an std. you need to get tested. work on your self worth and don't put out. that's the only thing that attracts worthy males that actually want a relationship. it's also okay to be single and happy with who you are.
Brightside86 31
This wouldn't be a big deal in your 20s, sounds like you're just not in to him. Probably a waste of time to date people who you feel pressure you into things you're uncomfortable with.