Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, my toxic daughter learned that yelling at a biker chick won’t just get her an argument, it will get her several broken bones and a concussion. The FML is that I now have to take care of her with her broken leg for six weeks. I hate her; she’s such a bitch to everyone. FML
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Vesi 30
Oh dude.. tell her to STFU because she completely deserved it. She should not assume *anything* about anyone and mind her own business. Many disabled are *invisible* disabilities and her being a right tw@t about it only makes it harder for them to try to have a somewhat normal life.
Hangryko 32
I'm sorry your sister is such a Karen. She needs in-patient therapy and anger management before she gets herself unal¡ved. She's a threat to her safety and others'.
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Vesi 30
Oh dude.. tell her to STFU because she completely deserved it. She should not assume *anything* about anyone and mind her own business. Many disabled are *invisible* disabilities and her being a right tw@t about it only makes it harder for them to try to have a somewhat normal life.
Hangryko 32
I'm sorry your sister is such a Karen. She needs in-patient therapy and anger management before she gets herself unal¡ved. She's a threat to her safety and others'.
tiptoppc 21
As a person with a disability, and have been assaulted for using my LEGAL permit, your sister can take that deserved run-over. People like her are why my wife and I were assaulted and left with concussions and (for me) hit so hard, air escaped my lungs and ended up under my collarbone. Next time she tries that, I hope she pisses off someone with a prosthetic who proceeds to beat her half to death with it.