Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
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boomlol 0
he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"
Rhodacious1 0
EW...
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Rhodacious1 0
EW...
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
سلام، من دارىش است.بابا اب رار. من حىچ كارى نكردم. من شىتون است. سلام
sublime93 0
"Mass of geese poop" made me laugh
realggirl 0
I know, right? You could just say "No" though. No one can make you do anything.
JohnnyTheFox 0
YDI it for playing field hockey
CryingHowls 0
retard doesn't even know how to use ydi properly. so useless.
voodootrucker 0
wha!!! geese got together to make one poop
bugmenotmofo 34
you have such a dirty mouth
whoaitstaraxx24 0
actually she couldn't have just walked away got a new one and played in the next game, it was the CHAMPIONSHIP. plus thats really important. she could have asked to wash it off with a waterbottle but still you can't just walk away. thats even worse than putting it back in
playmymusic90 0
wat DOES YDI stand for?
apfunction 0
#160 if you're a crazy ass sports freak who cares more about winning than putting literal shit in your mouth, then I guess so.
thirdbase1733 0
168 you're a retard
mich23 10
FUN!
godsrightnutsack 0
lol
cerebellum_fml 0
time for some Orbit
chanman 0
lmao dirty mouth reference xD
Sakeyaki 0
Geese poop? CLEAN IT UP WITH ORBIT!
Kofu 0
I almost cried from laughing when I read that. I could actually picture that dumb broad from the commercials saying that sort of thing with a completely straight face.z Also, you are a complete dunce for actually doing it. Tell the referee to go enjoy a buckshot sandwich and move on with your day. If he penalizes you, who cares? You didn't have to floss with goose dookie. The end.
hippo1234 19
the ref might not've known it fell in poop. the rule is you have yo have a mouth guard in your mouth at all times when your on the field.
Slaught_fml 3
You shouldn't have put it back in. YDI!
Zhejan 0
This is definitely fake. No referee in his or her right mind would do such a thing, they would just make you sub out and get a new mouth guard or wash it off.
tommykUD 0
I agree, plus field hockey season just started
manu_55 0
Obviously this person had some inspiration. Definitely fake. http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090923/NEWS04/90923017/1001/NEWS/Geese+droppings+make+athletic+field+unusable+
1234123412341234 0
it could have been a tournament, i have my second one already next friday
kellandj2019 7
no they wouldn't
kellandj2019 7
that was for #74
haishawna 0
THATS SICK~!
hollisterlover64 0
yay. i moderated this one :]
01100110 0
Aaaaaaaannnndddd.....?
hollisterlover64 0
and it's actually here.
01100110 0
_/ care cup is empty
Reyo 2
*fills care cup* I modded the one about the asshole stepdad and the bus. It's magical when your first modding is published. :D
saddream 0
ahaha fills care cup, nice XD
lmtlmt 7
"It's magical when your first modding is published" Its really not, so what you and a few hundred other people clicked yes on an FML, what's so magical about that?
AJthegreenkiwi 0
arrrgh wrong reply.
AJthegreenkiwi 0
^twat.
This2Rudy 7
*"fills care cup"* I care!
ReinaJay 13
im sorry they made u do that
boomlol 0
he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"
spazzycre 0
YDI for hooking up with my mom
x_Leopard_x 1
Eww. lol You shouldn't have put it back in.
whoaitstaraxx24 0
omg i drop my mouth gaurd all the time! its disgusting! and that really sucks. did you at least win?