He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

By Andy - 26/03/2018 01:30 - Germany - W?rselen

Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML
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I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

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I suggest you don't sleep with her again.

Or if you are braver than me. Record yourself having sex with her and then send him the video.

Why? He already knows that his girlfriend cheated on him.

ChristianH39 30

Because it's suitable revenge for him smashing OPs car. Knowing it happened and seeing it are two very different things

I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

What would you sue her for? Being a ho?

She's not a "ho", she's a cheater.

ChristianH39 30

Semantics.

Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend

Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend

Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend

Did she spell it ASSPEN, or just Aspen with a single “S”? If former, then FYL. If latter, grow up!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

This is a smashing good FML

You gotta feel worse for the three schmucks who got their cars hammered without nailing anyone first!

Donut_Wizard 23

Just be glad he didn’t pull a “Kelly Clarkson.”

I say call the police on her and make her pay for the damage if he doesn’t come back

You do realise that’s not how it works? She’s not obligated to pay for damage caused by her bf and she did nothing illegal. She’s definitely a ho though.

Her bf did something illegal: smashing the cars...

Lobby_Bee 17

You smash his girl, he smashes your car in return. Not a fair trade I would say.

Nice story, bro, but no way would this not be in the local newspapers.

Probably was. Not international news but in my small towns paper there's a small police report section. If OP lives in a big city, it may not even be news worthy.