He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

By Andy - 26/03/2018 01:30 - Germany - W?rselen

Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML
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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

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kirby1964 20

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

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joeyl1990 28

I suggest you don't sleep with her again.

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joeyl1990 28

Or if you are braver than me. Record yourself having sex with her and then send him the video.

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Rabite 28

Why? He already knows that his girlfriend cheated on him.

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ChristianH39 30

Because it's suitable revenge for him smashing OPs car. Knowing it happened and seeing it are two very different things

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

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kirby1964 20

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

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joonsson 21

What would you sue her for? Being a ho?

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RandomWeeb 2

Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend

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RandomWeeb 2

Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend

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RandomWeeb 2

Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend

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itisme_fml 9

Did she spell it ASSPEN, or just Aspen with a single “S”? If former, then FYL. If latter, grow up!

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

This is a smashing good FML

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RichardPencil 30

You gotta feel worse for the three schmucks who got their cars hammered without nailing anyone first!

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Donut_Wizard 23

Just be glad he didn’t pull a “Kelly Clarkson.”

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electrodude 15

I say call the police on her and make her pay for the damage if he doesn’t come back

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joonsson 21

You do realise that’s not how it works? She’s not obligated to pay for damage caused by her bf and she did nothing illegal. She’s definitely a ho though.

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Lalala579121 27

Her bf did something illegal: smashing the cars...

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Lobby_Bee 17

You smash his girl, he smashes your car in return. Not a fair trade I would say.

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Rabite 28

Nice story, bro, but no way would this not be in the local newspapers.

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TomPusslicker 21

Probably was. Not international news but in my small towns paper there's a small police report section. If OP lives in a big city, it may not even be news worthy.

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