FML : Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop...

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Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mperh / Saturday 28 May 2011 12:46 / United States

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By RecklessJellyBea | 7

#2580063 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.

By Tuesdaythe10th | 11

#2580047 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

what a penis

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By smellysmurf | 0

#2580037 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:46

first

By rebel128 | 5

#2580039 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:46

first

By Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#2580040 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

Spray paint over it? Idk about this one. FYL

futtbuck101 | 1

#2580177 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:04

Well you might as well roll down your windows and jam some NWA

HyundaiOwner7 | 0

#2580764 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:29

Or just put duct tape over it for the time being... that shit fixes anything

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2580825 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:38

Well... OBVIOUSLY... we have a rapist here in Lincoln Park City.

bitterfaceplant | 0

#2580827 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:38

sounds like you have a crazy ex

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#2580888 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:51

Worth a try I guess.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#2580895 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:52

What is it memorial weekend for???????????

aeshleyrose | 6

#2580937 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:59

Futtbuck, I'm inclined to ask your advice on many more things following your post. Pure genius, my friend.

SunDropGirl | 0

#2581051 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:25

oh 44 that just made my day!!!(:

bbucaro98 | 0

#2581053 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:27

hes climbin in your windows

thorscope | 0

#2581057 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:28

50- Monday Is memorial day in the us. it's a day to remember solders. making this memorial weekend

thorscope | 0

#2581059 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:28

50- Monday Is memorial day in the us. it's a day to remember solders. making this memorial weekend

imacreeper | 3

#2581094 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:38

What's us? you mean US?

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2581130 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:46

Bahd grahmer ftw!!!

No but seriously, how do you NOT know what Memorial Day is about if you speak english?

pinkspaceboundro | 0

#2581146 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:51

united states!!!!

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2581169 - Saturday 28 May 2011 21:55

So snatch your kids

asianive | 0

#2581290 - Saturday 28 May 2011 22:29

lmfao

imacreeper | 3

#2581384 - Saturday 28 May 2011 23:03

I know what "US or USA" means but 67 wrote it as us an I read it as us.

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2581484 - Saturday 28 May 2011 23:34

Haha 18 yah blast FUCK THA POLICE lol nah just don't go anywhere or call someone to come pick you up and tell them what happened!

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#2581608 - Sunday 29 May 2011 0:06

thanks in Britain the main memorial day is in November for the world war. there's was no need to thumb me down for asking a honest question

rawrinbear | 0

#2581782 - Sunday 29 May 2011 0:58

101.. you make even my shit cry youre so stupid. no one cares, stop trying to be a smart ass and go read a dictionary or something.

JohannMedina | 0

#2581859 - Sunday 29 May 2011 1:20

115, says the guy who can't spell "You're" correctly.

rawrinbear | 0

#2581881 - Sunday 29 May 2011 1:25

ill spell it correctly this time.. you're a fuck tard.

rawrinbear | 0

#2581910 - Sunday 29 May 2011 1:33

117 oh && says the guy that's too stupid to realize i'm a girl.

bitchslapped22 | 14

#2582280 - Sunday 29 May 2011 4:43

imacreeper- From these comments and previous ones, I have to consider you being my least favorite person on FML.

Jonnieonit | 0

#2582701 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:30

A memorial can be for many things, usually people or events and they usually differ around the world according to local history. Read a book.

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#2582860 - Sunday 29 May 2011 10:16

because it's an American holiday? did you know there is lots of countries that speak English which are not the USA and have different holidays then you? you even share a border with one. :p

fightingkittens | 39

#3060985 - Monday 8 August 2011 3:15

50, your stupidity is unbelievably mind-boggling. How could you not know that OP's neighborhood was memorializing the mass suicide of the ambidextrous phbutnjacs? Fuck.

By limepinklis | 0

#2580042 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

I think I might just go do that...right now.

IgnorantAmerican | 0

#2581339 - Saturday 28 May 2011 22:48

lmao

SoloAutotunE | 17

#6465312 - Thursday 19 November 2015 20:22

So you post the confession to the crime on a social app where everyone can see

By Tuesdaythe10th | 11

#2580047 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

what a penis

lifeisaterriblem | 6

#2581354 - Saturday 28 May 2011 22:55

Agreed. he's screwed.

agaba | 0

#2582379 - Sunday 29 May 2011 5:22

nervana much? haha go slim shady :D

jayfish7 | 0

#2582697 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:27

5-It's that little thing attached to the body of the baby in the Nirvana album that is your profile picture

By RecklessJellyBea | 7

#2580063 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.

calenzelon | 6

#2580112 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:55

win

Yinky | 6

#2580775 - Saturday 28 May 2011 20:30

Lmao. Definitely a lot more threatening sounds like a terrorist name. :P

Link5794 | 16

#2582222 - Sunday 29 May 2011 4:01

I think a better idea would be to call the cops.

By smellysmurf | 0

#2580065 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

and second

By fuff_fml | 4

#2580074 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:50

oh crap :O that's no good

By wisericky | 12

#2580086 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:51

You will make lots of new friends with your new paint job!

epyk_pryncess | 8

#2581340 - Saturday 28 May 2011 22:48

... shut it Ricky. usually you say things that are creative and witty and hilarious... for this comment I hate you. :) jk

randomguy1millon_fml | 0

#2581664 - Sunday 29 May 2011 0:18

what?

wisericky | 12

#2582479 - Sunday 29 May 2011 6:00

i love you too Epyk, here is a sandwhich.

epyk_pryncess | 8

#2582680 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:11

oooh a sandwich.... thanks! now finish my laundry!!!

m0rgana | 0

#2582696 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:27

epyk nice tattoo its really cool lookin :)

FML_Elle | 17

#4861293 - Sunday 26 August 2012 5:31

I thought your username for a second was wisecrack XD

By myxcure | 2

#2580088 - Saturday 28 May 2011 19:51

Um.. report the vandalism?

eragon2262 | 6

#2581997 - Sunday 29 May 2011 2:32

what are the cops gonna do? laugh? most times something is vandalized no one gets caught so no point in filling out the paperwork

myxcure | 2

#2582218 - Sunday 29 May 2011 4:01

Except in this case.. If OP was pulled over after having reported the incident, then the likelihood that OP would be "in trouble" would be minimal.

diehard430 | 0

#2582898 - Sunday 29 May 2011 10:52

they wont do anything lol..

shamille | 5

#2592169 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:17

Maybe if he reports it he can get insurance to pay for repainting? idk.

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