Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML
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lets_be_ian
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did none of you guys get the part about the stolen ID? for fucks sake I don't think she was heading in to the new Twilight Release party... some kids do fucked up things like this when they can take advantage of having older siblings.
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love15_fml
| 8
hello, Europe... UK
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Blobenshnogen
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Fuzz? Cloakroom? Sister? Fake.
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love15_fml
| 8
hello, Europe... UK
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brutallyhonest24
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pay him the money, then steal it back from your sister. problem solved =D
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Zhejan
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BABY FACE BABY FACE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR LITTLE SISTER
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Chickenmonkey
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#23, You completely ignored the ID part of the FML, didn't you?
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Smiley_70
| 22
Hello - let them call the Fuzz - it was not you. It was your sister - get the identity right and have your sister face the music!
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expen_dable
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Everyone who says this FML is fake is just pissed because while other teens go out and party and have fun, they sit on Fmylife.com and Myspace trying to think of witty and hip comments to impress other lonely teenagers. BTW my roommate is 17 and a sophomore in college so she uses my ID to get into clubs, and she looks nothing like me, so it wouldn't be that hard for someones sister to do the same, depending on how strict the bouncers are.
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argghhh_fml
| 0
okay i understand whats wrong with "fuzz"
and maybe non-english people dont say cloakrooms
but whats wrong with sister
and maybe non-english people dont say cloakrooms
but whats wrong with sister
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cellerbeck
| 4
I think the cloak room would be like the entrance room where you take off your coat.
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underaegis
| 0
that's a good thing... FOR YOUR SISTER
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p3rfect_ins4nity
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$255? really? did the bouncer say that exactly? sounds like bullshit if u asked me! and YDI for being a shallow bitch:)
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Lorns
| 7
yeah we do actually talk like that in England? and we do have cloakrooms...
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samikitty961
| 8
i believe a cloakroom is a bathroom actually. according to dictionary.com...
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SeaMen
| 3
81 there's a huge diference in $255 and £255
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Thorn3359
| 10
What are those?
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scottvodka
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Geist_fml
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HAHA! This truly has made me laugh! The clubs in europe that allows 15 year olds in are the children ones trust me I know I made this accident before! Silly OP!
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lets_be_ian
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did none of you guys get the part about the stolen ID? for fucks sake I don't think she was heading in to the new Twilight Release party... some kids do fucked up things like this when they can take advantage of having older siblings.
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love15_fml
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did you have to pay?
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geekplaya
| 0
she probably ended up screwing the bouncer. problem solved
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Starchild21
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Hahahah sucks ass
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Salim_fml
| 0
No way you had to pay!
They cant do that to you
They cant do that to you
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Derioan
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Ouch.
Give her hell.[Or not]
Give her hell.[Or not]
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untoldfame
| 3
oh no, how terrible.
*Rolls eyes.
this has got to be fake
*Rolls eyes.
this has got to be fake
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scottvodka
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she's british, can't hold it against her
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MochiHoshi
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Oh wow, finally a moderately good FML. Fucking sucks chica. If its fake, still gave me a good laugh.
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maybe_tomorrow
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Well, at least your sister knows how to have a good time, and not get the blame for it.
XD
XD
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No_Heart
| 0
Her sister is going to get raped one day, and i will laugh.
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ireply_w_lyrics
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But her sister will take the fall and contract the STD