Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, the whole upstairs was so cold that I had to wear mittens inside. When I asked my parents why it was so cold, they replied that to save money, they had decided not to heat the upstairs, since "nobody is ever up there, anyway." My bedroom is upstairs. FML
Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
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easybree 10
aww get a space heater from Amazon. that’s the only way I survive the winters!
Yudith 28
Good luck and Godspeed, comrade, in your battle against your sh***** landlord who let you live in a cardboard box without insulation. Let he freeze in Hel (Norway) if he deigns to postpone the repairs your heating system needs. Oh, you own the house? Well, that's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?
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Yudith 28
Good luck and Godspeed, comrade, in your battle against your sh***** landlord who let you live in a cardboard box without insulation. Let he freeze in Hel (Norway) if he deigns to postpone the repairs your heating system needs. Oh, you own the house? Well, that's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?
easybree 10
aww get a space heater from Amazon. that’s the only way I survive the winters!
Thaylok 17
My house sends all the heated/cooled air to the east side of the house and the rooms on the west suffer. We can't afford the hvac work to fix it. So I feel ya! Space heater for your room is the thing to do like others said. be ready for a hot summer too.