Today, my dad decided that the opportunity to screw his new girlfriend in a church cemetery in daylight hours was more important than being on time to walk me down the aisle at my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
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tiptoppc 21
There is just sooo much to unpack from that statement. Sorry OP, your family is ****** up. Then again, I can tell similarly ****** up stories about mine and my wife’s. Sorry you have such a shitty father. Maybe cutting him out of your life altogether would be ideal. At this point, I’m estranged from my entire family because of their wreckless and selfish actions. My wife cut hers off for similar reasons. We are happier not having to constantly deal with crazy and stupid on a repeating basis.
Grateful @21 6
RIGHT CUT HIM OFF! AND DON'T LOOK BACK
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tiptoppc 21
There is just sooo much to unpack from that statement. Sorry OP, your family is ****** up. Then again, I can tell similarly ****** up stories about mine and my wife’s. Sorry you have such a shitty father. Maybe cutting him out of your life altogether would be ideal. At this point, I’m estranged from my entire family because of their wreckless and selfish actions. My wife cut hers off for similar reasons. We are happier not having to constantly deal with crazy and stupid on a repeating basis.
Grateful @21 6
RIGHT CUT HIM OFF! AND DON'T LOOK BACK