Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was...

By Matt - 15/10/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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By potatohead - 01/11/2017 18:00

Today, I had a nasty headache so I tried to take a nap. Unfortunately, my college had a homecoming parade a block away from where I live. I never knew our marching band sounded that awful. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 16 October 2009 9:41

Ask for a transfer... ...Otherwise, earplugs might work. Quiet hours, though? Tell your preschool teacher that you don't want naptime. Hold your breathe and stomp your feet until she lets you make some NOYZE, biznatch.

FerrariCake 2

Friday 16 October 2009 10:21

Tasers don't make much noise... can you use them after 6pm? Don't be a victim.

Comments

legendofdon 0

Friday 16 October 2009 9:19

first

desimonster 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 17:19



hahafylop 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:32

40- epically awesome win.

epeets 1

Friday 16 October 2009 9:25

now that freaking sucks! sooooo,um, new school?

Mx_Rider 6

Friday 16 October 2009 9:39

third for the g1

nicktowery 0

Friday 16 October 2009 9:39

ydi for being a ******* honors student

bluesman567 0

Friday 17 June 2011 1:23

you deserve something for being such a dick

baby610 4

Friday 21 October 2011 8:30

A foot in his ass.

DoctorKyda 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:20

Certainly not a high school diploma...

klx125cross 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:16

F YOU

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 16 October 2009 9:41

PoeticPixie 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:03

It's the Honors building for a reason. If the OP was complaining about the 'quiet hours' he wouldn't have moved into that building in the first place. Colleges don't FORCE you to move into the Honor's building, it's an option given to students who are in high enough classes and make good enough grades, so they can be in an environment where they don't have to worry about students in nearby dorms playing their music loud or throwing parties. OP, that sucks major balls. I'd seriously take it up with the Dean, because that's punishing the students who work the hardest. If you talk to him rationally, he'll probably at least tweak the rules a little to have some hours that are fully quiet hours, with no band music.