Friends, Gross and Toilet: Let it all out

Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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tounces7 27

Friday 2 April 2021 17:59

Eww, I can't imagine a more disgusting place and sound to make out to. Who really makes out in a bathroom stall, especially when someone is barfing in the next one?

cuz803 44

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Friday 2 April 2021 1:17

You and the gay couple were having small talk while you were barfing? That's an intriguing way of communication.

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cuz803 44

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Friday 2 April 2021 1:17

You and the gay couple were having small talk while you were barfing? That's an intriguing way of communication.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 2 April 2021 15:34

While he was barfing and they were making out. I don’t know whose multitasking skills to be more impressed with!

Wadlaen 23

Friday 2 April 2021 16:46

Never as bad as it isn't good for something!😅

tounces7 27

Friday 2 April 2021 17:59

Eww, I can't imagine a more disgusting place and sound to make out to. Who really makes out in a bathroom stall, especially when someone is barfing in the next one?

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