FML : Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms....

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Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ravenskater / Monday 4 April 2011 02:47 /

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By Richard16 | 0

#2291663 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:14

thats pretty fucked up

By shannonreneee | 11

#2291666 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:14

What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

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By Richard16 | 0

#2291663 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:14

thats pretty fucked up

karmynashley | 7

#2291683 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:16

wow that's hella messed up...

Isabel312 | 0

#2291692 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:17

tell him to pass the messege to his own mother.

wdupvato | 0

#2291703 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:19

only a ugly would say this good thing lil Wayne is my dad I'm cute

hobojo11 | 0

#2291710 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:19

what a gangster him and his crap ass 9mm

Richard16 | 0

#2291715 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:21

idk how some people can just walk up to someone and have the balls to say shit like that

KayBizz | 0

#2291764 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:26

real life trolls ftw

free2speak | 14

#2291843 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:40

agreed! I would've made sure he walked out with an insult. Tit for tat.

largefoofighter | 0

#2292044 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:31

Why insult him? He's just saying you have an uggo for a baby!

FuttBuck | 0

#2292359 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:40

LOL ^

Carpy | 8

#2292513 - Monday 4 April 2011 01:23

more people should take that advice

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2292732 - Monday 4 April 2011 02:14

Tell him he smell like Bengay and has no hair, that'll show him! :D

BadMofeelius | 0

#2293079 - Monday 4 April 2011 04:07

No, 123, I really don't think that would bother him

iTerrorized | 4

#2293092 - Monday 4 April 2011 04:10

This must be the same woman that freaked out when her boyfriends condom split

PsychoXtheXrapis | 3

#2293776 - Monday 4 April 2011 05:43

This is why eldery people shouldn't be allowed to mingle with everyone else unchecked, they do stupid shit like this and think they can do anything they want like slap young women's asses.

aquariusangel420 | 0

#2294133 - Monday 4 April 2011 07:27

58 your a dick and a fucking idiot!

largefoofighter | 0

#2294251 - Monday 4 April 2011 07:55

175 it's a pointless fight to stick up for ugly children

j_cat187 | 19

#2294426 - Monday 4 April 2011 08:42

nice bong

mentalhotdog | 0

#2294665 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:01

That joke was awesome!!

kofinater | 3

#2296039 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 02:17

Oldpeople are being so mean today, i bet this guy is married to the lady in the other fml

violetrider123 | 3

#2296462 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 03:46

that's so mean!

mushysquirrel | 0

#2297115 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 05:37

159, so true, there should be a separate world to put them on where they can be as rude as they want

lax_king | 0

#2297525 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 06:43

I believe they're called nursing homes...

gatechfan1226 | 0

#2298004 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 08:55

damn straight. i work in one.

GodlyAngel | 0

#2298323 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:02

Yes, I believe so, Richard. I will make sure the older man does not make it to Heaven.

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2300643 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 01:03

I thought it was pretty funny. :)

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2300646 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 01:03

I thought it was pretty funny. :)

By shannonreneee | 11

#2291666 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:14

What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

wdupvato | 0

#2291816 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:35

you are one nasty ugly girl. who would do that

javmuniz87 | 0

#2291951 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:00

she's not ugly she's hot look at her pic

wdupvato | 0

#2291972 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:05

exactly she ugly

unidentified_sta | 5

#2292015 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:16

Going to keep short and non-creepy. She ain't ugly, you jealous?

wdupvato | 0

#2292041 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:30

your pretty ignorant and annoying look at her picture she is a grenade you obviously never had a gf so have no standards

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2292062 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:39

Lol easiest way to troll, call an above average girl ugly and guys will flock out of the woodwork to her defense.

unidentified_sta | 5

#2292071 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:44

No I have not. Me ignorant? Tehehehe, nice try.

DiamondFinish | 0

#2292131 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:03

wdupvato- A grenade? Someone watches too much jersey shore. You are USDA certified Douche meat.

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2292169 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:21

Show me some proof the USDA certified that or this is fraud and is a very serious offense...

docscientist | 9

#2292182 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:36

56- your misuse of the word ignorant makes me want to punch your face off.

DiamondFinish | 0

#2292231 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:59

Thanatos you my friend are an idiot.

zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml | 0

#2292371 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:47

All of you commenting rediculous things like "shes not ugly look at her pic" are morons, anybody can get a picture of any random girl's face

Molord1 | 0

#2292393 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:55

well you can't just call someone presumptuous after presuming that her picture is real. presumptuous much?

valri3 | 0

#2292462 - Monday 4 April 2011 01:11

Yeah because every little kid poos when you tell them to, or she has it in a bag...~.~

rebekahah | 7

#2292652 - Monday 4 April 2011 01:51

oh good I'm glad I'm not the only one keeping it in a bag!

TahoeFMler | 22

#2292840 - Monday 4 April 2011 02:42

Um, OP's child is 3. Probably potty trained...

callofduty4life | 0

#2293218 - Monday 4 April 2011 04:24

128 he could not be potty trained. I turned 18 and I just got potty trained last year. now I'm in my big boy huggies diaper and my mom watches me when I use the bathroom so I can show her I can do it

shannonreneee | 11

#2293696 - Monday 4 April 2011 05:20

I still wear nappies... awkward.

RavenRiley007 | 4

#2293862 - Monday 4 April 2011 06:12

did ur son have an alliby?...kekeke he probably shoots blanks...he's just jealous :)

rebekahah | 7

#2295163 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:36

149- wow I'm so happy for you! that's a lot sooner than the average person learns!

callofduty4life | 0

#2295484 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:41

i know im a little more advanced than the other lisa but i try not to brag

callofduty4life | 0

#2295493 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:43

oops instead of lisa i meant kids. stupid auto correct.

Vapor17 | 0

#2296867 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 04:53

your hot!

nomnom_muffins | 0

#2356183 - Saturday 16 April 2011 05:06

this FML made me laugh so hard, oh my goodness.

ovechkinisbeast | 9

#2370054 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 02:23

219 can you teach me??

silentxninja | 13

#6270266 - Thursday 23 April 2015 02:17

Haha that would be hilarious. xD

By SidekickCookie | 0

#2291668 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:15

aww /:

fluffyrocka | 0

#2292224 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:55

You deserved it for not using a condom. *it's hate mail time*

Garay | 0

#2292348 - Monday 4 April 2011 12:37

OP should've just thrown his kid. he'll be shown.

eddieyes | 0

#2391444 - Saturday 23 April 2011 07:32

I don't believe this fml, I can't believe people would do such thing

upsidedownfrownn | 5

#3855646 - Monday 9 January 2012 01:06

Okay your cute!

By Mirorbo | 26

#2291671 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:15

I would have kicked that man so hard with my elegant dance steps so much that he'd be seeing stars until the day he dies!!~

BuhSillyOh1331 | 0

#2293719 - Monday 4 April 2011 05:27

lol

DarkHelmet | 10

#2299178 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 06:59

Hahahahaha

fish7021 | 0

#2300047 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 11:20

that's crazy

By siba | 0

#2291673 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:15

lol that's pretty funny!!

ariestiger15 | 0

#2292872 - Monday 4 April 2011 02:55

that's not funny, it's awful!!!!!

babahm_fml | 0

#2293007 - Monday 4 April 2011 03:46

i agree its really funny! I lol'd ...

iTerrorized | 4

#2293105 - Monday 4 April 2011 04:12

You know what's funny? OP's child's face. :D

gomie | 0

#3139391 - Friday 19 August 2011 03:31

Thats terrible

arielzbkny | 0

#3813102 - Sunday 1 January 2012 12:33

Bitch

By jjnotantibi | 2

#2291684 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:16

FIRST. wow that's f'd up D:

Bano360 | 25

#2291722 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:21

You are 7th not first. Fail.

By MissBunny25 | 0

#2291688 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:17

you should've said: "yeah, I wish your mother had used condoms or birth control. anything to keep you shoved up in her ovaries."

unidentified_sta | 5

#2291758 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:25

Plug the tubes!

T3P33_fml | 0

#2291974 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:06

"dude, you are a one man campain for abortion" would be my choice.

unidentified_sta | 5

#2291988 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:09

A more eloquent version might be, "says the poster child for abortions". Oooooor "you projectin' upon us folks your shit feelings over your shit childhood and shit life because you are a piece of shit". :-))))

largefoofighter | 0

#2292079 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:48

Miss bunny your insult was fail nice try though

BWill9014 | 4

#2292126 - Monday 4 April 2011 11:03

64 just no

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2292472 - Monday 4 April 2011 01:14

I agree with 64. Hehe. It was a nice try, but the guy would have had time to leave the shop with the length of that insult.

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2292531 - Monday 4 April 2011 01:27

Why would he leave if he was being insulted?

number1beaner | 0

#2293165 - Monday 4 April 2011 04:18

You should of told him and your mom should of swallowed

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2293615 - Monday 4 April 2011 04:57

Why wouldn't you leave? You're being insulted.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2293683 - Monday 4 April 2011 05:17

well actually, he wouldn't have left considering the comment take 1-2 seconds to say. his mind would still be processing it. therefore, shut the fuck up, people. it's a pointless argument.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2293934 - Monday 4 April 2011 06:33

yea so shut the fuck up people. i didnt think it was too bad of an insult

xcarxcrashx | 9

#2294002 - Monday 4 April 2011 06:58

no. it was pretty fucking stupid.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2294028 - Monday 4 April 2011 07:04

yeah, I'll admit it wasn't that great. but no one asked you. so go finish masturbating in your cave, hairy bitch.

iliketurdles | 7

#2294166 - Monday 4 April 2011 07:34

^^ now, that, was an insult. Not much off a bunny, are you?

ruben_A_ruiz | 0

#2294469 - Monday 4 April 2011 08:54

LOL the second insult was the best Missbunny

ruben_A_ruiz | 0

#2294479 - Monday 4 April 2011 08:57

LOL the second insult was the best Missbunny

xcarxcrashx | 9

#2294539 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:12

lmao! tard

heathersmorin | 0

#2294561 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:24

What way to come back, "tard." Tardbunny. Just shut the fuck up! The only reason why you think it's not funny is because you should have stayed in your mothers ovaries and are the poster child for abortions. Ok? Stop while your ahead!

MissBunny25 | 0

#2294738 - Monday 4 April 2011 10:21

194, would be referring to me? I believe my name is MissBunny25. way to steal someone else's comeback there, bitch. as for my original comment, it was very stupid. however, i refuse to let trollolololing cuntweasels such as yourself spew shit out of their mouths to me. as for abortions, I wish your mother had gotten one. Love, MissBunny25 sitting down bitches one roundhouse kick at a time