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Today, after months of having my standards lowered by how unattractive guys' dating profiles are, I found myself masturbating to the yellow guy from Sin City. Yep. He's hot compared to my real options. FML
If physical attractiveness is your biggest disqualifier and you disqualify literally EVERY picture you see, then the problem here is you. Especially if you find that creature attractive.
If physical attractiveness is your biggest disqualifier and you disqualify literally EVERY picture you see, then the problem here is you. Especially if you find that creature attractive.
If physical attractiveness is your biggest disqualifier and you disqualify literally EVERY picture you see, then the problem here is you. Especially if you find that creature attractive.