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She would come home to the locks changed and her shit on the curb. Sell every thing you own to a good friend for a buck. That way when the divorce is over you owe her .50. Then you can get all the shit back from your friend! Trust me,it's legal,it works,it's what I did!!!

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't the courts look in his favor anyways since she was the one who cheated? So why go through the extra hassle of selling your things if she's not entitled to half?

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Wow, I'm glad that was cleared up. What was I thinking? I forgot how much of our population doesn't understand sarcasm or have a sense of humor.

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52- Definitely a selective memory... did you not see the "my boyfriend is intimidated by pretty girls" story?

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52: You've got 10 comments and as far as I can tell, they've all been fails. Don't fuck with kyleekay--she's smarter than you.

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Wait that sounds bad too. I mean like technically it would be both yours and your wife's bu.....no I give up. It's impossible to reverse this.

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Evidently, the OP was taking care of his own manscaping at the time, but his wife's garden had become wildly overgrown. You need to bring in the pros to take care of that shit. Trimming a massive bush is one thing, but when he plows her field. . .

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If he had joined in, I'm guessing it wouldn't have made it to FML. "Today, I had a threesome. FML" Naw... I don't see that ever getting approved to be a story.

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i don't think any straight guy would want a threesome with a girl and another guy. that's just gay sex with a witness.

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26) I think a man that is comfortable enough with his sexuality would be willing to have a threesome under the right circumstances. For example, of him and his girl wanted to try something new and they were both extremely comfortable around the other guy. It's not as big a deal as everyone makes it seem, and it's not like you're gunna be forced to suck his dick. Come on.

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40: I think it's one thing if its just a hook up, but I think YOU should "come on." It seems extremely weird to me that a guy would be okay with watching another man touch his wife or girlfriends vagina. Why would you want another guy to know what your wife feels like? That is just beyond awful in my opinion. Regardless of whether it's a gay act, how could you be okay with seeing your girl all over another guy's dick?

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76- I agree with you and would not be able to see someone else being intimate with my husband, but everyone has different tastes and preferences when it comes to sexual activity.

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I usually don't say this on FML , but divorce is an option since she did cheat. Look at all of your options and weigh them side by side. Good luck OP. I hope things work out for you.

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