No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

#5 is absolutely right. The writing was on the wall. I still feel for you, but dude get a clue..... and a hooker.

I think going gay is the way to go.

why are you not having sex for 2 years?

Sorry, Rob. Alex

Find out who alex is, follow them. When they go to a resturant, call a hooker and take her there, get seated 2 tables behind them, get her to go under the table and blow you, as you come say, "Damn you alex" as soon as your wife looks, let the hooker out from under the table. Find a lawyer and divorce her ass

XD I vote for #14's option. That's hilarious.

#14 FTW

If you haven't had sex in two years don't you think that is kind of a sign that things weren't going right? This really sucks but it should have been foreseen. That does not mean that this is the end though. Talk to your wife. Cheating is a sign of a bad relationship. Fix the relationship and the problem will go away. May I suggest a marriage counselor and the seven principles of making marriage work by Gottman. Good luck and know that I feel your pain having been there myself. Best wishes.

I'm sorry, that's horrible. You deserve better. :[ For some of those people saying it's "to be expected", did you EVER consider that they weren't having sex because SHE was the one not wanting it? Because, you know, she's cheating on him, so she doesn't "need" sex otherwise.