By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27

Your parents never told you this, you can predict the future. It's not like a fortune teller that looks in to a crystal ball, but more like what you say has a 99.91% chance of happening. Please use your new found powers wisely.

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worldclassrager 39

She didn't ask for an explanation? Needless to say a slip of the tongue didn't help...

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worldclassrager 39

She didn't ask for an explanation? Needless to say a slip of the tongue didn't help...

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Seabass_Chan 33

I'm guessing she DID, but OP just couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer beyond "Um, I... Uh..."

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SillyGiraffe 17

One of the unluckiest Freudian slips I've ever heard. FYL OP.

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cutiepie292929 18

A Freudian slip is something ur thinking subconsciously. So then he must have wanted her to be his ex...therefore not a Freudian slip since it looks like he wanted to be with her

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Your parents never told you this, you can predict the future. It's not like a fortune teller that looks in to a crystal ball, but more like what you say has a 99.91% chance of happening. Please use your new found powers wisely.

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WD_Stevens 22

How's that .09% chance working out for you, 15?

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Hamden824 23

You should've thought about what you were going to say before you said it. But at least try to give her an explanation. Sorry OP!

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darshini_ii 24

It sounds like she wanted to do it in the first place. An opportunist I must say.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

That's awful, but in a way maybe it was a good thing because I think that was a pretty big overreaction on her part. If you tried to explain and apologize and she didn't listen, that's a problem with her. Sometimes words get mixed up and you accidentally slip up. If my boyfriend did that to me, I'd be taken aback, but I wouldn't break up with him, I'd just ask for an explanation.

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RebeccaRFT 18

She probably thought he was breaking up with her in a douchey way

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Subcontinent 14

No kidding words sometimes get mixed up - I'm so used to talking about my boyfriend when referring to him that when talking about myself I accidentally called myself his boyfriend too! but he didn't dump me nor force me to go through a sex change so...

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bearkoda 11

my boyfriend has done that a few times. I always respond with "did you forget to break up with me" with a raised eyebrow. Always laugh it off, your ex is weird

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