By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier
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She didn't ask for an explanation? Needless to say a slip of the tongue didn't help...
I'm guessing she DID, but OP just couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer beyond "Um, I... Uh..."
One of the unluckiest Freudian slips I've ever heard. FYL OP.
Your parents never told you this, you can predict the future. It's not like a fortune teller that looks in to a crystal ball, but more like what you say has a 99.91% chance of happening. Please use your new found powers wisely.
Are you predicting OR projecting? :]
I'm getting laid tonight
Thaaaat's So Raven in reverse
How do you fuck up THAT badly?
That's one hell of a Freudian slip OP!
You should've thought about what you were going to say before you said it. But at least try to give her an explanation. Sorry OP!
It sounds like she wanted to do it in the first place. An opportunist I must say.
That's awful, but in a way maybe it was a good thing because I think that was a pretty big overreaction on her part. If you tried to explain and apologize and she didn't listen, that's a problem with her. Sometimes words get mixed up and you accidentally slip up. If my boyfriend did that to me, I'd be taken aback, but I wouldn't break up with him, I'd just ask for an explanation.
She probably thought he was breaking up with her in a douchey way
No kidding words sometimes get mixed up - I'm so used to talking about my boyfriend when referring to him that when talking about myself I accidentally called myself his boyfriend too! but he didn't dump me nor force me to go through a sex change so...
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Your parents never told you this, you can predict the future. It's not like a fortune teller that looks in to a crystal ball, but more like what you say has a 99.91% chance of happening. Please use your new found powers wisely.
She didn't ask for an explanation? Needless to say a slip of the tongue didn't help...