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Reminds me of a full-grown Rotten Shepard catching a rat. It squeaked, so I thought it was one of his toys and almost picked it up. FML.
Let’s clarify something here: The FML isn’t about a dog killing a mouse, it’s about this person grabbing said mouse with his bare hands. Let’s stop with the “where’s the FML” nonsense — touching a dead critter when you’re not expecting to sucks. I know.
Dog did dog thing. What other natural behaviors surprise you? "Holy crap, that guy just made a really weird noise with his ass!" "You mean he farted?" "What's 'farted'?"