Today, I pulled something out of my tiny six month-old puppy's mouth, thinking it was a cord that he had gotten ahold of. As it turns out, it was a baby mouse he had caught and killed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Dog did dog thing. What other natural behaviors surprise you? "Holy crap, that guy just made a really weird noise with his ass!" "You mean he farted?" "What's 'farted'?"
joeyl2008 29
So?
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joeyl2008 29
So?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dog did dog thing. What other natural behaviors surprise you? "Holy crap, that guy just made a really weird noise with his ass!" "You mean he farted?" "What's 'farted'?"
blightsight 10
Did your dog also lick its balls?
real life problems 26
Then the dog died? What's the FML here
boopingsnoot 25
Yorkies and several other small breeds were bred to hunt mice.
IrieStorm 9
Where's the FML? Many breeds of dog were bred to hunt rodents and small animals.
GIJoefan 6
Maybe your dog is a Terrier breed? Many Terriers hunt rodents.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Reminds me of a full-grown Rotten Shepard catching a rat. It squeaked, so I thought it was one of his toys and almost picked it up. FML.
julfunky 29
Let’s clarify something here: The FML isn’t about a dog killing a mouse, it’s about this person grabbing said mouse with his bare hands. Let’s stop with the “where’s the FML” nonsense — touching a dead critter when you’re not expecting to sucks. I know.