By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus
The Top
By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga
Describes most people, really
By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom
Never forget
By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00
Dial it back
By Only me - 19/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Eugene
By Gibsonsgfreak21 - 25/03/2014 05:32 - United States - Northridge
Gibsonsgfreak21 tells us more.
Not so ready to rumble
By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 14:00
Wrong sort of doctoring
By Rude, but right - 10/08/2022 09:00 - United States - Steele
By WhyMe - 26/09/2009 03:54 - United States
WhyMeAC tells us more.
Well, for starters, I'm 99% sure this dude was staring at me because we were standing alone in the annex of the bus terminal, and every time I looked up from my book, he was staring. Secondly, it was almost midnight and this was the same terminal my boyfriend was held up at gunpoint outside of less than a year ago, so I was already on edge. Third, I didn't sit down. Because the creepy **** smiled at me when I got on the bus! I stood. But the fact that the only open seat was next to him seemed worth mentioning in context.
By wtffireworks! - 26/05/2011 02:10 - United States
Fault
By Bleh - 22/06/2021 05:00 - United States - Midlothian
Friday Friday! TFIF!
By Anonymous - 05/08/2022 12:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 18:28 - United Kingdom
By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States
Where there's a will, there's a way
By Alfonso - 03/08/2022 05:00 - United States - Pomona
Great parenting team goals
By mom05 - 27/11/2023 14:00
By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States
By girlymae - 27/02/2013 07:59 - Canada - Winnipeg
By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States
Are the straights OK?
By Nurse ratchet - 01/06/2025 11:00 - United States
Time for an intervention
By Sierra Madre - 20/10/2019 04:00
Almost there
By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada
How could you?
By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 00:00
Serfs
By Impotante - 11/06/2021 02:01
Slippery when wet
By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By McChunky =( - 09/03/2009 08:25 - United States
Alexa, play "Cars" by Gary Numan
By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 16:00
What a petty man
By EneughIsEnough - 03/09/2022 12:30
Red flag
By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Ontario
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Hey everyone! I'm the OP! Didn't think my post would be this popular! I don't have an accent- I'm from SoCal, but I was in a crowded class so it was hard to hear, so she just repeated what she thought I said. I've been talking to her for a while, but I asked her if she was artistic because we were really bored in a 3 hour class, so drawing would've been a fun distraction (although I can't draw to save my life). When I told the story to a couple friends, they thought I said 'autistic' instead or 'artistic' as well, so I guess she wasn't the only one. Also- I've done a lot of work helping children with autism. I've never say 'autistic' because i believe in ability before disability (ie. Saying, "A boy with autism" is better to say than "an autistic boy"). I explained what I meant to say and she laughed, so the FML isn't THAT bad. :)