By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 393
You deserved it 4 007

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Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.

I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.

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Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.

Blast "We Are Never Getting Back Together" back at her.

But they were never together in the first place.

or blast OUTFIELD - LOSE YOUR LOVE

Better yet blast she was asking for it by cannibal corpse, show her you mean business

Hey ummm, I really don't appreciate how y'all are talking about my girlfriend. If my heart could write songs it would be to the tune of "you belong with me" ok.

I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.

Sounds like your her Romeo.

That gives me an idea... OP, pretend to be dead.

Stab and/or poison her would be an easier, more permanent solution.

make sure both of your families are in a war

It is your idiot!

42, that's the correct your. "make sure both of you are families are in a war" makes no sense. Before you correct people, make sure you know what you're talking about.

I actually think 42 was talking about the "sounds like your her Romeo" when it should've been *you're. At least I hope that's what 42 means.

I think 42 was actually correcting 3..

Would have helped if #42 mentioned #3 lol

That was bugging me too. Thanks lol

23Z9TZO 18

*why do people give a fuck?

Blast Dying Fetus. I'm sure she'll get over you u.u

Alternate that with opera at max volume.

I feel for you buddy. Taylor Swift is a no.... But if she threatened your girlfriend etc make sure you write the incidences down. Just incase she really IS crazy and tries something stupid.

It sounds like the OP can already make a police report. Threats against someone's safety can be reported, as can noise disturbance.

Does your next door neighbour happen to be 8 years old?

I hope you mean your neighbors daughter. if not then I would not sleep at night, hope she doesn't turn out to be a stalker.

What a childish neighbor.

Isn't this why screamo music exists? To counter Taylor Swift

So OP should blast something worse closer to his ears?

Or he could blast the In Fear and Faith cover of "You Belong With Me". Just to get the best of both worlds of course.

Well if you just signed the lease there should be some sort of escape clause, and if there isn't you might could sub-let the property? Last ditch resort is a restraining order. I hope you can find a way out, OP, before she goes Fatal Attraction on you