By mikey - United States
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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  zerobahamut03  |  2

From experience I don't know how you managed to do a full body wax... Just getting my chest and belly waxed hurt like hell. You must have not been that hairy...if so then I don't think it looked that bad thus not needing a full body wax. Slightly hairy can be very sexy. =D If you were Chewbacca hairy then I tip my hat for you Mr. Manly Man for enduring the pain. Whoever said that your hairless body would last for 6 weeks is a liar!!!!

  deformedsurf  |  0

You can't really use "man" and "completely hairless" together. it just doesn't work. It's like saying hockey and African American. See, doesn't make any sense.

By  Cinn_fml  |  22

Well, this is the downfall of waxing. However, you probably should've asked/researched all about it beforehand. But, you chose to do it, so you'll have to live/deal with it the way any one else who choses to wax does.

  Cinn_fml  |  22

Good luck in life with that attitude, deformedsurf. I imagine a lot of girls would cause you severe pain if you said that to their faces. Do you really want the full explanation of why you are wrong, or are you capable of using the internet to find out on your own?

  Cinn_fml  |  22

You can't call the wife mean for having a different preference. She's only mean if she forced the OP to do it, but he just says she suggested it.