Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
By
lostforwhatever
| 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
COMMENTS
By
lostforwhatever
| 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
Reply
kristir9426
| 0
/slap lostforwhatever
Reply
Thawn
| 0
unless she is telling you what's for dinner. never listen to your wife!
Reply
pimplayer
| 0
OP dump that chicken head
Reply
sloppyflow
| 1
hairless fetish.
Reply
madarchod
| 0
what the deuce?
Reply
megamandude455
| 10
>.< ouuch
Reply
zerobahamut03
| 2
From experience I don't know how you managed to do a full body wax... Just getting my chest and belly waxed hurt like hell. You must have not been that hairy...if so then I don't think it looked that bad thus not needing a full body wax. Slightly hairy can be very sexy. =D If you were Chewbacca hairy then I tip my hat for you Mr. Manly Man for enduring the pain. Whoever said that your hairless body would last for 6 weeks is a liar!!!!
Reply
cantfightfate
| 0
your wife likes little boys.
Reply
missrawrzy
| 0
I think that the correct term would be a ten year old with chicken box
Reply
ThatFunnyDude
| 3
this is kfc now ^
Reply
ThatFunnyDude
| 3
this is kfc now ^
By
TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
Reply
nerdsgetmehot
| 22
Agreed. I'm trying to imagine a completely hairless man, but it just creeps me out.
Reply
bcason
| 0
to look more like those idiots on Twilight.
Reply
cantfightfate
| 0
lol amen somagirl.
Reply
deformedsurf
| 0
You can't really use "man" and "completely hairless" together. it just doesn't work. It's like saying hockey and African American. See, doesn't make any sense.
Reply
Thawn
| 0
nerds like me barely even shave. it just is a waste of time that could be much better spent gaming!
Reply
T1A2Z3
| 34
Why wouldn't you? Hair is itchy and uncomfortable and getting it in your mouth is awful.
By
wiechWRX
| 0
Ydi dont be bitch whipped.
By
christina_bina
| 0
ouch ouch ouch...
By
Cinn_fml
| 22
Well, this is the downfall of waxing. However, you probably should've asked/researched all about it beforehand. But, you chose to do it, so you'll have to live/deal with it the way any one else who choses to wax does.
Reply
Mister_Grinch
| 0
This Kitteh like Cinn. :)
Reply
kittykat200
| 0
you get ingrown hairs from that? o.o
By
RedPillSucks
| 31
Including genitalia? Isn't that painful?
Reply
palmtrees
| 1
And yet a large number of men seem to think that women should be practically required to wax down there...
Reply
deformedsurf
| 0
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
Cinn_fml
| 22
Good luck in life with that attitude, deformedsurf. I imagine a lot of girls would cause you severe pain if you said that to their faces. Do you really want the full explanation of why you are wrong, or are you capable of using the internet to find out on your own?
Reply
caitibug323
| 0
^ lol, I like you :)
By
AssDan
| 0
YDI, manscaping is one thing but a full body wax? I'm pretty sure you typo'd "wife" and meant boyfriend.
By
frieda_fml
| 0
the only time and body a man should wax is his back if it's ferocisly hairy. othen than that your wife's mean. sorry about the ingown hairs.
Reply
Cinn_fml
| 22
You can't call the wife mean for having a different preference. She's only mean if she forced the OP to do it, but he just says she suggested it.
By
afghan_angel
| 0
Tats nothing! Try getting waxed all over n having an allergic reaction to it.
By
imonaboat79
| 2
exfoliate better sir.