/slap lostforwhatever

unless she is telling you what's for dinner. never listen to your wife!

OP dump that chicken head

hairless fetish.

what the deuce?

>.< ouuch

From experience I don't know how you managed to do a full body wax... Just getting my chest and belly waxed hurt like hell. You must have not been that hairy...if so then I don't think it looked that bad thus not needing a full body wax. Slightly hairy can be very sexy. =D If you were Chewbacca hairy then I tip my hat for you Mr. Manly Man for enduring the pain. Whoever said that your hairless body would last for 6 weeks is a liar!!!!

your wife likes little boys.

I think that the correct term would be a ten year old with chicken box

this is kfc now ^

this is kfc now ^

Agreed. I'm trying to imagine a completely hairless man, but it just creeps me out.

to look more like those idiots on Twilight.

lol amen somagirl.

You can't really use "man" and "completely hairless" together. it just doesn't work. It's like saying hockey and African American. See, doesn't make any sense.

nerds like me barely even shave. it just is a waste of time that could be much better spent gaming!

Why wouldn't you? Hair is itchy and uncomfortable and getting it in your mouth is awful.

This Kitteh like Cinn. :)

you get ingrown hairs from that? o.o

And yet a large number of men seem to think that women should be practically required to wax down there...

Good luck in life with that attitude, deformedsurf. I imagine a lot of girls would cause you severe pain if you said that to their faces. Do you really want the full explanation of why you are wrong, or are you capable of using the internet to find out on your own?

^ lol, I like you :)

You can't call the wife mean for having a different preference. She's only mean if she forced the OP to do it, but he just says she suggested it.