Today, my parents decided that because my sister never cleans the bathroom, every time she doesn’t, she and I BOTH have to pay $100 a week for a maid. I can’t afford to move out, and with this, I never will. FML
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Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML
Today, I found out that this fall, I'll be living in a dorm with a communal bathroom, paying most of my way. My brother, a grade below me, will be living in a 2 bed 2 bath apartment, all expenses paid by my parents. Why? "It costs money to get rid of people” and “You can do school from home." FML
Today, I moved in with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own. I now pay 100% of the bills and can't leave because I can't save to replace my stolen/totaled car. I also can't drop my mask at home because 33 is apparently to old to be autistic, and I'm so tired and burnt out. I'm also not allowed to sleep. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML
Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML
Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
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RichardPencil 30
Maybe you can clean the bathroom and bill your sister for it? Make her pay you $75 a week and pretty soon you'll have some rent money.
Marcella1016 31
Ah. I thought it was $50 each. Sounds like everyone in this house is assholes - sibling and parents. OP, I hope you can make it out soon. That’s pretty ****** up, especially if you are pulling your own weight.
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RichardPencil 30
Maybe you can clean the bathroom and bill your sister for it? Make her pay you $75 a week and pretty soon you'll have some rent money.
Pink_Turnips 14
this, undercut your parents and charge your sister slightly less. its a win on all sides and you'll save faster
Marcella1016 31
Wouldn’t her sister need to pay her less than $50 for it to be a good deal for her?
Michael Sawyer 11
it says in the message she and i - BOTH - have to pay $100, for a total of $200 a week to hire a maid
RichardPencil 30
To me, it looked like they'd each pay $100. So, $75 is a 25% discount for the lazy sister and an income stream for the ambitious one.
Marcella1016 31
Ah. I thought it was $50 each. Sounds like everyone in this house is assholes - sibling and parents. OP, I hope you can make it out soon. That’s pretty ****** up, especially if you are pulling your own weight.
wrenavery90 12
So clean the bathroom.
Grumpy Jack 26
What would they hire a maid ? They can also clean their own bathroom !