By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 654
You deserved it 3 728

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TrinityisLife 22

Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

whiteboy896 9


whiteboy896 9
friedpwnadge 25

When I buy them for my girlfriend those things can get really expensive. Demand she return them or make her life hell.

lishajoy777 14

I dont know about you but personally i would never want them back!

friedpwnadge 25

Ok I understand where all the down votes are coming from now. Same difference, wearing them again or not I wouldn't let someone steal my undergarments.

Given the FML itself, it seems like the username is pretty self explanitory..

Sadly, I have been in the same situation. I didn't want them back after she'd wear them around for day at a time...gross! Do what I did and start hiding your good ones and replace them with the ugliest granny panties you can buy and put them in your panty drawer. Then, one night when she gets drunk and gets laid by one of the many nasty ***** she brings home, she'll start washing her own damn panties again! Worked for me. :)

Did you hear that, 59? That was the sound of OPs joke flying straight over your head, exactly as you predicted. Just a joke. Nothing more, hopefully...

TrinityisLife 22

Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

Misswildsides 22

Time to throw out the panties! You can spread some nasty germs no matter how clean someone is down there. I would advice putting your panties in a safe, unknown spot, OP.

Commando is always an option. I for one haven't worn underwear since 1997. With specific exceptions for winter skiing and the week I needed to wear a maxipad because of my new piercing.

jem970 19

I think that falls under the category of TMI...

Ironically it also then falls under the category of fml for having to read it too.

Have her keep.that underwear.. Thats discusting

Naw, OP you can make your housemate's life disgusting by telling her that you have vaginal infection which spreads by using other's items and which takes couple of weeks to show up and watch her bleach her ******* stealing ****.

Or come home 'crying' and when they ask what's wrong just say that you've been to see the doctor and you have been diagnosed with genital warts. Oops

Time to get a new housemate, I think.

Put itching powder in them, then make some popcorn and wait for the screams

RemyX1 7

tell her to wash here own clothes dang gotta keep logged in so I can comment first without wasting time signing in.

Probably could've left that second part out and kept yourself from getting buried.

Ins0mau 20

'Cause commenting first is such an achievement and highlight of your life.

lishajoy777 14

It is when you have none!

Today, the greatest part of y day was commenting first on an FML, FML.

flockz 19

being the first of millions of sperm wasn't enough for you? douche.

Use it to your advantage and play a prank on her so she will learn her lesson.

SirTalkaton 22

Underpants gnomes! Step 1. Underpants. Step 2. ? Step 3. Profit! In related news: your roommate is a slob, I'd let her keep those...

SirTalkaton 22

Get her back by getting a sexually transmitted disease and then passing it on to her, that'll show her!

Pregnancy is the best STD! Get pregnant and pass it on to her through your shared underwears!

10 - I would recommend a sex ed class for you sir.

Late_night83 25

Put a mouse trap in your panty drawer before u leave for the day, just don't forget it is in there... Lol.