By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 576
You deserved it 3 716

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Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

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When I buy them for my girlfriend those things can get really expensive. Demand she return them or make her life hell.

I dont know about you but personally i would never want them back!

Ok I understand where all the down votes are coming from now. Same difference, wearing them again or not I wouldn't let someone steal my undergarments.

Given the FML itself, it seems like the username is pretty self explanitory..

Sadly, I have been in the same situation. I didn't want them back after she'd wear them around for day at a time...gross! Do what I did and start hiding your good ones and replace them with the ugliest granny panties you can buy and put them in your panty drawer. Then, one night when she gets drunk and gets laid by one of the many nasty fucks she brings home, she'll start washing her own damn panties again! Worked for me. :)

Did you hear that, 59? That was the sound of OPs joke flying straight over your head, exactly as you predicted. Just a joke. Nothing more, hopefully...

OPs username xD

Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

Time to throw out the panties! You can spread some nasty germs no matter how clean someone is down there. I would advice putting your panties in a safe, unknown spot, OP.

Commando is always an option. I for one haven't worn underwear since 1997. With specific exceptions for winter skiing and the week I needed to wear a maxipad because of my new piercing.

I think that falls under the category of TMI...

Ironically it also then falls under the category of fml for having to read it too.

Woo hoo aids?

Have her keep.that underwear.. Thats discusting

Well that's disgusting :/

Naw, OP you can make your housemate's life disgusting by telling her that you have vaginal infection which spreads by using other's items and which takes couple of weeks to show up and watch her bleach her fucking stealing cunt.

Or come home 'crying' and when they ask what's wrong just say that you've been to see the doctor and you have been diagnosed with genital warts. Oops

Time to get a new housemate, I think.

Put itching powder in them, then make some popcorn and wait for the screams

tell her to wash here own clothes dang gotta keep logged in so I can comment first without wasting time signing in.

Probably could've left that second part out and kept yourself from getting buried.

'Cause commenting first is such an achievement and highlight of your life.

It is when you have none!

Today, the greatest part of y day was commenting first on an FML, FML.

being the first of millions of sperm wasn't enough for you? douche.

Use it to your advantage and play a prank on her so she will learn her lesson.

Underpants gnomes! Step 1. Underpants. Step 2. ? Step 3. Profit! In related news: your roommate is a slob, I'd let her keep those...

South Park... No one?

Get her back by getting a sexually transmitted disease and then passing it on to her, that'll show her!

Pregnancy is the best STD! Get pregnant and pass it on to her through your shared underwears!

10 - I would recommend a sex ed class for you sir.

Put a mouse trap in your panty drawer before u leave for the day, just don't forget it is in there... Lol.

lol... you are so cute...