By Average Lover - 27/10/2018 03:00

Spicy
Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can use it together". I'm a guy. FML
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That's the thing about communication. May be a fantasy of hers. However, it's not for you. Let her know and keep looking for something else. Also don't make her feel bad about being into something like that. Yes its taboo, but some people like it. Making someone feel bad about expressing something new can make them keep to themselves. Good luck

Well, if you're adamant that you're not gonna let her stick it in your ass, you could see if she's up for having both ends all to herself while you control it.

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Well, if you're adamant that you're not gonna let her stick it in your ass, you could see if she's up for having both ends all to herself while you control it.

Well if you refuse your ass to her, I do hope you are not asking her's.

On the upside, you'll no longer have any problems with constipation.

So? Say no and move on

That's the thing about communication. May be a fantasy of hers. However, it's not for you. Let her know and keep looking for something else. Also don't make her feel bad about being into something like that. Yes its taboo, but some people like it. Making someone feel bad about expressing something new can make them keep to themselves. Good luck

Also, double-edged? I don't think that means what you think it means.

Saddle up, pardner.

I think you mean double headed. Either way there will be some bleeding

With enough lube, there will be no bleeding when she f***s him.

Not if it's done right. ;-)

So you find it weird? Then why do guys expect chicks to enjoy something up their bum?! 🤦🏽‍♀️

we dont expect it some women like it some dont just like some men are straight some aren't

@Athens Being straight or not has nothing to do with the fact of having anal intercourse. It only means that you're attracted by different/sale sex partner.

Many heterosexual couples have toys that are used on the man. Pegging is a real thing and many men find it pleasing.

At least you did not run into her parents while discussing the toy.