FML : Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can...

Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can use it together". I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Average Lover - / Saturday 27 October 2018 03:00 /

Intimacy

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By Xatraris | 33

#7714725 - Saturday 27 October 2018 4:37

That's the thing about communication. May be a fantasy of hers. However, it's not for you. Let her know and keep looking for something else. Also don't make her feel bad about being into something like that. Yes its taboo, but some people like it. Making someone feel bad about expressing something new can make them keep to themselves. Good luck

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7707009 - Thursday 11 October 2018 1:16

Well, if you're adamant that you're not gonna let her stick it in your ass, you could see if she's up for having both ends all to herself while you control it.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7707009 - Thursday 11 October 2018 1:16

Well, if you're adamant that you're not gonna let her stick it in your ass, you could see if she's up for having both ends all to herself while you control it.

1known | 27

#7715168 - Sunday 28 October 2018 1:56

Well if you refuse your ass to her, I do hope you are not asking her's.

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7714710 - Saturday 27 October 2018 3:40

On the upside, you'll no longer have any problems with constipation.

By Shawnie Gallant | 17

#7714719 - Saturday 27 October 2018 4:21

So? Say no and move on

By Xatraris | 33

#7714725 - Saturday 27 October 2018 4:37

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7714735 - Saturday 27 October 2018 4:54

Also, double-edged? I don't think that means what you think it means.

By Psychonaut77 | 3

#7714752 - Saturday 27 October 2018 5:31

Saddle up, pardner.

By fde2blknimout | 14

#7714778 - Saturday 27 October 2018 6:53

I think you mean double headed. Either way there will be some bleeding

Yudith | 17

#7714967 - Saturday 27 October 2018 16:48

With enough lube, there will be no bleeding when she f***s him.

FunnyTechGuy | 2

#7715162 - Sunday 28 October 2018 1:38

Not if it's done right. ;-)

By Emma Marshall | 19

#7714794 - Saturday 27 October 2018 7:58

So you find it weird? Then why do guys expect chicks to enjoy something up their bum?! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Athens Mahrt | 4

#7714821 - Saturday 27 October 2018 9:38

we dont expect it some women like it some dont just like some men are straight some aren't

1known | 27

#7715172 - Sunday 28 October 2018 2:06

@Athens Being straight or not has nothing to do with the fact of having anal intercourse. It only means that you're attracted by different/sale sex partner.