By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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What if this is the dream?

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CrassKal 27

I'm aware I'm treadjacking, sorry. It is most likely just a stress dream. I get them all the time related to school, the mind imagines the worst case scenario regardless of how unlikely it is. I doubt he is afraid of having children, he is more afraid of the potential for disaster. If you are concerned, it might be best to try and discuss his concerns and levitate them. They could be anything ranging from the health of the child to his capability as a parent. Good luck and congrats on the baby.

incoherentrmblr 21

Either you're hiding it really well or he was too tired to realize what was going on. Either way, Inception is strong with this one...

What if this is the dream?

Inception :)

more like..........conception!!!!!!

Anthony this isn't real. It's just a dream. You're in a coma. Wake up. We miss you.

Should have used... contraception!

Once the kid is born she won't be having ANY dreams!

Maccaroney 11

Life will be full of DECEPTION!

I miss you too, but I can't leave now, they need me here.

He'd better turn that nightmare in to a dream real quick!

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Maybe he dreamt you had a kid who summoned satan?

iLike2Teabag 27

That just reminded me of The Omen. "I'm doing this for you, Damien!"

Dude I was thinking the same. Like it came out half human, half demon and tried to eat everyone.

they do say that a woman becomes a mother when she finds out shes pregnant, whereas a male becomes a daddy when he sees his child

i dont wanna talk about it

Not only that, he may just be stressed about raising a kid the right way, and may have been his subconscious speaking

Stress can be a big part. My father said he never wanted a son because he thought he wouldn't be a good father for him. Luckily for him, it's just my sister and I. Pregnancies are stressful for the mother as well as the father (or however a family may work for someone).

Corvo_Attano_4 12

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You can't miss an 8month pregnant woman, especially if they live together.

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Are you really that intellectually challenged? Is there a hint of sarcasm I'm not sensing?

expertsmilee 26

Yes to the latter.

I think your sarcasometer is not working #26. You should upgrade to the sarcasometer x2 pro while it's on special!

No guys, Velocirap...velocraptor is totally right. No sarcasm whatsoever.

Well. Thats awkward. Hopefully in his dream your kid was some evil monster. That had demon eyes. And um. He meant to say that "we had a kid that was a monster" But fell back asleep before he finished his sentence. Well. Thats pretty much my only good theory.

Can't imagine what your bad ones must be like

I didnt mean good as in realistic. I meant good as. Giving him the benefit of the doubt

Sounds to me that you are describing the "Terrible Twos"...

kittykat1501 31

Mine Is that he is wo4ied about not being a good enough dad, so he had a nightmare about it.

XBurytheCastleX 25

Well, does he know or have you been telling him that you are getting fat?

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Oh no, I have displeased the gods of thumbing down. Now my comment will surely drown, even though there are going to be many comments that are worse than mine.

askullnamedbilly 33

Don't worry, the gods of thumbing down are fair and will not work in mysterious ways. They will make sure to give just as many thumbs down to comments that are just as crappy or crappier than yours.

We all write bad comments sometimes that get buried. Just take it in your stride. There's no need to throw a tantrum.