By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States
The Top
Drowning
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Antonio
ICYMI
By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States
By jcedarholm - 13/09/2012 05:19 - United States - San Marcos
By theaaxis - 26/11/2014 21:43 - United States
theaaxis tells us more.
By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx
By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 02:13 - United States
Nature is healing
By KeysToHappiness - 16/08/2015 12:39 - United States - Roseville
By GirlFromAus - 25/09/2009 08:13 - Australia
GirlFromAus tells us more.
guys, I am the OP, so listen up... my grandpa wasnt actually aware it was happening he had no say whatsoever he wasnt planning his own, they planned it FOR him, while he wasnt there
By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States
By Staying Home Today - 04/03/2014 12:25 - United States - Severn
Road rage
By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 22/02/2018 15:00
Some friend
By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu
By shirley - 28/02/2011 02:20 - Spain
Every day is Caturday
By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City
By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas
Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.
By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France
By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester
Infested
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States
There you are
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
You must conform
By lefthandspanker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Craig
By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge
Oooooooh!
By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord
By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland
Febreze time
By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States
Boundaries
By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg
By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath
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Wow, this got published! To give a little background, my mom had been telling me for years that she would pay for my first two years of college, though she's a fickle woman, so I kept a backup plan. When she withdrew the offer, I accepted the situation gracefully, and am now taking a gap year, working 77 hours a week, so I won't have to depend on her. Any resentment over the money is over the week's notice I was given, which even still makes me worry about her financial situation more so than my own. That she wants even the gift back does bother me a little, but I by no means expected her to pay my way through life, and am very much financially independent. Thanks much to the many of you who understood!