FML : Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught...

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Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 August 2013 08:38 / United Kingdom - Colchester

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By summerguy97 | 16

#5635799 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

Should that count as a date?

By shibeep | 12

#5635801 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

Stage 5 clinger

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By summerguy97 | 16

#5635799 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

Should that count as a date?

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tanekdrachonae | 19

#5635821 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:14

Apparently, where he comes from handshakes are binding relationship contracts.

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Jake_Hale | 7

#5635898 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:09

This is actually a better love story than twilight.

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TheCanucklehead | 22

#5636085 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:26

How original 29

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ohgeejosee | 19

#5636193 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 20:50

At least he's protective... I mean you shook his hand.. That's pretty serious and you probably shouldn't have greeted your boyfriend in front of him after that..

By shibeep | 12

#5635801 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

Stage 5 clinger

By shitsville | 13

#5635802 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

That seems like a bit of a bummer! (pun intended)

By cutycat136 | 28

#5635804 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:05

One thing to remember, never make any contact with anyone while on public transportation!!!!!

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CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5635936 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:49

This really can't be stressed enough. A simple "hello" will land you knee deep in a story you really don't want to hear. Unless its a cute girl, then you're almost obliged to come off as creepy with all the winks and tongue flicks you can do. Ahh, good times.

By Damian95 | 16

#5635806 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:06

The homeless usually have the best(and most creepy) stories.

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lengi123 | 18

#5636239 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 21:47

those stories are probably why they're homeless

By skate_all_dayy | 5

#5635809 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:07

If I murdered someone i wouldn't go around telling people that.

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Pwn17 | 25

#5635842 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:23

I have a feeling that he's too psycho to care.

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chabelo | 10

#5635878 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:49

yeah a psycho type Michael Myers

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lwonderful | 11

#5636007 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:53

And I have a feeling that just maybe he's mentally disabled

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esines | 9

#5636244 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 21:54

I doubt he really killed anybody.. Im betting he's just mentally sick like the guy above me said

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AboveAll04 | 14

#5636306 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:02

^ too funny lol

By AppleJuiceBox | 10

#5635810 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:08

And that's the story of why he's homeless.

By Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5635811 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:09

Have to admire his ingenuity!

By AtomicDiamond87 | 15

#5635823 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:15

Well he's dedicated

By RonnieG | 10

#5635827 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:16

if you're crazy and you know it, shake your meds!!

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MidnaLink | 31

#5635875 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:47

If you're crazy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're crazy and you know it shake your meds. (Shake Shake)

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