By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
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Halcyon_Sancta 12
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Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

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Shaowolf 17
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More like f*ck his life

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kingcaper817 14
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Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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keifman7 17
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davidpropert 32
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If people took showers every time they farted, we would be showering upwards of 10x a day

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adrian1910 15
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Hope he told you to get off.

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keifman7 17
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Yes but usually explosive refers to more of a shart

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coried91 28
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Explosive can also mean it was extremly loud. You can't tell me that you haven't had a fart at least once in your life that shattered glass and made people's ears bleed.

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suprisebitch 20
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tbh the morning after this party some of us slept over and I woke a couple of people up with a fart that was 100% unexpected and I was awake. It still haunts me to this day because the people that know will never let it go, my friend brought it up the other day and it was like 3 years ago

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Shaowolf 17
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More like f*ck his life

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ohSNAPyall 26
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More like f*rt his life

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kingcaper817 14
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Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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CaptNomNom 17
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Could've been worse, Could've been explosive diarrhea.

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iAlissa 34
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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CaptNomNom 17
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Definitely not on the toilet bowl :D

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skyttlz 32

Stopped behind the longest red light in town

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coried91 28
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Thank heavens! I'm not the only one that has done that. It's humiliating but it'll pass.

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kingcaper817 14
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Actually it already passed

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coried91 28
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I didn't even realize that there was a "pun" in my original comment. A pretty bad one at that.

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Cass_x 22
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You'll be fine. Guys don't normally care that much about a fart to break up with you. It may be awkward now, but you'll probably laugh about it later.

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yeti37 16
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"She farted so loud, she woke the dog." --Sean in 'Good Will Hunting'

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buckdharma 36
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Don't worry op, he'll come back.

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