By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital and was sent home attached to an obnoxious and somewhat painful heart monitor. I felt fine and decided to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought everyone was being nice until I overheard the guys referring to me as an unattractive xbox. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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I didn't know Tennessee people were smart enough to operate a Xbox.

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skittleface 0
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Hey! I've had one of those... My mom told me I looked like Robo-Cop. ]: I feel your pain.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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I didn't know Tennessee people were smart enough to operate a Xbox.

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flying_vegan 0
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They're not, he meant egg box.

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MireKrisma 0
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It can go either way. Grammar says "a Xbox", but phonetically it's "an Xbox" because the "X" is pronounced "ecks". Too much grammar policing. :p

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killerviral 0

no they meant unatractive sex box lol

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Littlemuffinbox 6
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Ahah, I love all these Tenessee jokes :P

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shankzilla 0
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how about you dont leave the house with a heart monitor attached to yourself, you idiot.

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xCrackerx 3
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Who are you to wave your finger? Maybe she needs it.

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mister_moops 0

i think what he was getting at was, she should stay home.

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djack0113 0
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How about if she didn't, her heart might stop, she would have no idea what was happening, and die?

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alexandraa_fml 0
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You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop,.. the Twilight Zone. This.. makes no sense. An unnatractive xbox? What kind of insult is that?

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allmidnighteyes 10
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A TEN-UH-SAY EN-SULT

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yellowman57 13
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Why the fuck are you, a damn hippy!!

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skittleface 0
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Hey! I've had one of those... My mom told me I looked like Robo-Cop. ]: I feel your pain.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Wouldn't you look more like Weapon X?

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skittleface 0
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I was hoping so. Robo-cop is significantly less cool han Weapon X.

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laniparis 13
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Yeah, I get to have one for a week every year. I call it my bling :)

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maplebaby 0
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Aww, that sucks. I'm sorry, my little brother has to wear one of those from time to time, i can't even imagine. i hope there's nothing seriously wrong :(

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Antivirus_fml 0

They called you an xbox, be happy, i would've called you a Dickbox. :p

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f_alltheirlives 3
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HAHAHAHAH But yeah do you need it to stay a(xbox)live?

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tekcor 2

That's quite an insult, the xbox isn't worth a dime. It does one thing well: look pretty, and if you don't have that... well then you've got a plastic box of doom.

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Peroxide 3
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Watch out for the red ring of death.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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pretty sure we call that a period.

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blastvortex 3
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People in Tennessee own Xboxes? I would've thought that they'd be too busy trying to pay off their trailer loans. Ayup, ayup.

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ZleveL 0
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LOL I love all these Tennessee jokes :D

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