By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital and was sent home attached to an obnoxious and somewhat painful heart monitor. I felt fine and decided to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought everyone was being nice until I overheard the guys referring to me as an unattractive xbox. FML
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I didn't know Tennessee people were smart enough to operate a Xbox.

Hey! I've had one of those... My mom told me I looked like Robo-Cop. ]: I feel your pain.

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I didn't know Tennessee people were smart enough to operate a Xbox.

They're not, he meant egg box.

It can go either way. Grammar says "a Xbox", but phonetically it's "an Xbox" because the "X" is pronounced "ecks". Too much grammar policing. :p

no they meant unatractive sex box lol

Ahah, I love all these Tenessee jokes :P

how about you dont leave the house with a heart monitor attached to yourself, you idiot.

Who are you to wave your finger? Maybe she needs it.

i think what he was getting at was, she should stay home.

How about if she didn't, her heart might stop, she would have no idea what was happening, and die?

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop,.. the Twilight Zone. This.. makes no sense. An unnatractive xbox? What kind of insult is that?

A TEN-UH-SAY EN-SULT

Why the fuck are you, a damn hippy!!

Hey! I've had one of those... My mom told me I looked like Robo-Cop. ]: I feel your pain.

Wouldn't you look more like Weapon X?

I was hoping so. Robo-cop is significantly less cool han Weapon X.

Yeah, I get to have one for a week every year. I call it my bling :)

Aww, that sucks. I'm sorry, my little brother has to wear one of those from time to time, i can't even imagine. i hope there's nothing seriously wrong :(

They called you an xbox, be happy, i would've called you a Dickbox. :p

HAHAHAHAH But yeah do you need it to stay a(xbox)live?

That's quite an insult, the xbox isn't worth a dime. It does one thing well: look pretty, and if you don't have that... well then you've got a plastic box of doom.

Watch out for the red ring of death.

pretty sure we call that a period.

People in Tennessee own Xboxes? I would've thought that they'd be too busy trying to pay off their trailer loans. Ayup, ayup.

LOL I love all these Tennessee jokes :D