So I assume you "get around" too. ;)

I'm part Scottish. Does this mean I only get around a bit?

Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

^ Hey, man. Don't mess with the Scottish. You tend to get real tough when you live in a country where the thistles are waist high and no one's invented trousers.

According to OP, it means you're a filthy, filthy whore :)

21 where i grew up that joke was always about the welsh ;)

I am half Scottish and I would've laughed at the comment OP. No need to feel embarrised about it.

I'm also part Scottish. Part of Clan MacTavish.

I'm also Scottish, I guess we really do get around....or at least I do ;)

Insert foot here: :O

Also Scottish, and never left mainland UK... But I've travelled all over Scotland, if that counts?

OP are you that pathetic that you would be afraid of offending them with that? its nothing, grow up.

I thought about travel right away. But I have an innocent mind.

what's that about a foot fetish...?

Nothing. There's nothing about a foot fetish.

If they're wearing a kilt, doesn't a foot-in mouth scenario just make the situation more embarrassing? :p

I agree with #6. But watch out for the scottish men ;) lol

Well, if she didn't react too badly to your response, you can ask her if she wants to do some good old fashioned caber-tossing :p

The phrase "get around" generally has to do with sex.

Actually, it is also generally used to mean traveling.

18 - I wouldn't say generally. My first thought was traveling, not sex.

I've never heard it used to describe travel. Maybe as in "what vehicle do you use to get around" once or twice but nothing else.

...My first thought was sex. So I can see how the Op made that assumption as well.

WANG TANG SWEET POONTANG!

Prima Nocta - they did take all of your poontang at one point good sir. :[

You must be new here...that's usually the way it is.

17 comments. Yep, they're a noob.