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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:13

did you pee on them?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

Movie theater floors are full of surprises! Isn't it 'aisle'? Otherwise I don't know what kind of movie theaters they have in Cali :P

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Mankbeast 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:12

lolz

ohsnapp823 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:20

thts a stupid post..it hardly even makes sense.. how come mine don't get posted but that crappy post does?!

bmexoxo98 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:20

Spain won world cup!!:)

Mack7273 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:25

hah

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:29

clutz!

love_musik 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:26

ew gross haha ^^ but wow way to be, OP.

iAmLol_fml 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:58

Comment moderated.

Anonymous123100 7

Monday 12 July 2010 1:04

at least you didn't pee on them too =/..

astarwarsfan 0

Monday 12 July 2010 1:34

I guess they (puts on sunglasses) were pissed

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 12 July 2010 1:50

Question is, were they pissed off, or pissed on?

msyelowbubblegum 0

Monday 12 July 2010 2:49

gahahahaha thats .. umm embarassing not soo bad :P and #18 hehe HOTT!!! ;) ;) ;)

ATLBOI770 0

Monday 12 July 2010 3:03

if I wuz ur bf I would act like I dint no u

jackdbomber 0

Monday 12 July 2010 15:00

you should have sprinkled some yellow shower as well. treat for your everyone lol

schwancy 2

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:12

smooth move!

Ragnir 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:27

at-least people were there to break her fall I guess... sorta

YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:13

did you pee on them?

fossilman 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:15

So.....was the movie good?

twirliegirlie 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:31

that's what I was gonna say

msyelowbubblegum 0

Monday 12 July 2010 2:56

haha wtf with ur profile pic??

fossilman 0

Monday 12 July 2010 23:40

it's sexy

steggunekoms 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:17

I wonder what movie they were watching.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

Movie theater floors are full of surprises! Isn't it 'aisle'? Otherwise I don't know what kind of movie theaters they have in Cali :P

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:28

*hat tip to the Mods*

annabelle2213 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

YDI for mispelling aisle.

youngrob 0

Monday 12 July 2010 1:27

damn you fine

fossilman 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:22

Predators rocked

xxwtfwasthatxx 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:23

how do u fail that bad?

Mack7273 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:23

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