By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate
The Top
Please explain
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
Predictions
By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn
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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia
Perv
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Straining
By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine
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The fun police has arrived
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Trading places
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton
By SApprentice - 05/06/2013 04:25 - United States - Danville
SApprentice tells us more.
Hello peoples, I do believe that the old man meant no harm. I'm not sure if his eye sight was bad, or if he just had different expectations for the way a woman should look. I look quite feminine usually, just not in my work uniform. My hair is very short for a woman, and since I am too slim at the moment I kind of disappear into my work clothes. I wasn't wearing make-up, so I'm sure I looked a little masculine to him. It's okay, my self-esteem was only briefly wounded.
By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim
By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States
Yummy
By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States
Nice dude
By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby
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By WolfAvenge - 21/05/2015 08:01 - United States - Phoenix
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I actually do have his number! We go to film school together but haven't hung out much. We were at a shoot for a fashion show. I totally plan on talking with him more, maybe asking to go out on a date soon too ;) Since I joined the film club we will be seeing a lot of each other from now on anyway. I just want to hang out with him more first though, but I'm definitely interested if he still is XD
By sidldaking - 21/01/2014 23:24 - United States - Highland Park
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To follow up on the FML, I complained to my teacher and informed him about the situation. The project had multiple parts and we were given some time to work on it in class. I managed to finish my part of the project a few days earlier and all I had to do, was wait for my partners to finish their parts and I can put the whole thing together and hand it in. I kept goading my partners to finish their parts but to no avail. Finally on the night before the deadline, I begged my partners to finish, but they refused due to the possible snow day the next day. My teacher understood the situation and he decided to accept my part and grade it for me while the rest of my partners failed. P.S. Sorry for being so late
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Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!