By FML Videos - United States - New York Sleeping In I'll never leave this bed! 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justinj360 - United States Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML I agree, your life sucks 35681 You deserved it 2587 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was at my job as a fitting room attendant and I checked a woman and her young son in. After several minutes, they left, saying there was lipstick on the mirror. Not only was it all over two mirrors, but also on the wall, the floor and the carpet. The whole place smelled of lip-balm and I was left to clean it up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1553 You deserved it 117 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By that girl. - United States Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML I agree, your life sucks 27392 You deserved it 3521 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML I agree, your life sucks 1848 You deserved it 150 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Portland Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML I agree, your life sucks 23264 You deserved it 1692 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Timeless - Canada Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said "You should know already". FML I agree, your life sucks 9170 You deserved it 55758 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Matthew - 9/3/2020 19:00 - United States - Juneau Not so Karate Kid Today, my mom told me to do karate with her, and so I said no. Now my mom won't let me do anything until I go do karate with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1254 You deserved it 304 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By acneface - United States Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML I agree, your life sucks 57630 You deserved it 4075 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By skygardens Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML I agree, your life sucks 3367 You deserved it 211 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chicago Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 50755 You deserved it 3307 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML I agree, your life sucks 1831 You deserved it 147 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hahamaster333 Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML I agree, your life sucks 10782 You deserved it 74876 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dacara6415 - 26/8/2020 14:01 - United States Apocalypse Now Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML I agree, your life sucks 1874 You deserved it 131 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. In fact I just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML I agree, your life sucks 7271 You deserved it 62326 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hnnhyoo - United States - Oxnard Today, I got told that I was going to hell for turning down a man that was at least in his 60s. Even after I told him I was married. FML I agree, your life sucks 24853 You deserved it 1633 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By peachesthepigeon - United States Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 30050 You deserved it 2655 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By karmaiguess Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML I agree, your life sucks 2308 You deserved it 5020 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eimii - United States Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML I agree, your life sucks 47020 You deserved it 3284 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tayluh26 - United States Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 26570 You deserved it 15900 244 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML I agree, your life sucks 33184 You deserved it 4473 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By beat10 - United States Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML I agree, your life sucks 64475 You deserved it 4159 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KayDayParade - United States Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML I agree, your life sucks 38251 You deserved it 3118 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By really though? - United States - Dover Today, I was taking an order for a patron at the casino. The policy is to "pay first." After explaining this to him, he still refused to pay. After years of being polite, I finally cracked and said, "You are making this really f-ing difficult". This particular patron was our CEO's son. FML I agree, your life sucks 42698 You deserved it 14125 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tgreject - United States Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML I agree, your life sucks 41383 You deserved it 3140 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By failure - United States Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML I agree, your life sucks 37800 You deserved it 15744 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Thanks but no thanks. Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML I agree, your life sucks 4357 You deserved it 462 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Luke - United Kingdom Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML I agree, your life sucks 27514 You deserved it 11748 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen Today, I asked my Mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 1265 You deserved it 2073 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/3/2020 16:00 Wrong place, right time Today, I stopped to gas up. The pump wasn't taking my BP rewards card, and it said to go see the cashier. I went in to ask what's up, where the cashier politely pointed out that I was in a Shell gas station, not a BP. FML I agree, your life sucks 440 You deserved it 1800 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By flattened Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML I agree, your life sucks 61531 You deserved it 8483 265 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By happybidet - United Kingdom Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML I agree, your life sucks 10648 You deserved it 866 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML I agree, your life sucks 26323 You deserved it 12814 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By redneckpunk - United States - Schaumburg Today, during a date with my girlfriend, I found out you can hiccup hard enough to convince someone that you're having a seizure. FML I agree, your life sucks 31576 You deserved it 2663 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Indianapolis Today, I called and went downtown after the city incorrectly issued fines against my property and threatened jail time for violating city ordinances, not paying fines, and not filing permits. They told me that, until fines are paid, they cannot correct a thing even though they got the address wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 5306 You deserved it 265 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Smile No More Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML I agree, your life sucks 34056 You deserved it 5942 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MickeyDManager - United States Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML I agree, your life sucks 44567 You deserved it 39081 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 23:58 - Antigua and Barbuda - Saint John's Caring Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML I agree, your life sucks 830 You deserved it 147 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KelseNM Scary story time! Today, I had eye surgery to try and stop the progression of my eye disease. Being conscious for the surgery, I was given numbing drops before we began. My doctor started cutting my cornea before the drops took effect. FML I agree, your life sucks 2250 You deserved it 103 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sounfair90 - United States Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 64627 You deserved it 21343 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Olney Today, my car got towed. My money is in my car and they won't let me open my car to get money until my car is "released". FML I agree, your life sucks 44148 You deserved it 5214 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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