FML : Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past...

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Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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You deserved it

By catlady - / Sunday 1 March 2009 20:36 / United States

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By Lick_yer_face | 0

#10471 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:09

Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T Fuck my life. :-P

By allie2590 | 29

#10492 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:22

Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.

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By musicalmandi16 | 0

#10459 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:03

That's a complete coincidence. Don't stress.

By Lick_yer_face | 0

#10471 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:09

Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T Fuck my life. :-P

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Macromartyr | 3

#1405548 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 01:12

I wanted to see who else would say it. 2 months isn't that long. And all it means is you pretty much explode next time xD

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joeyl2008 | 29

#5849122 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 05:36

Yeah two months isn't long unless you are in a relationshipor a whore

By thebaroness1984 | 0

#10476 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:12

Oh hon, every woman has moments like this.

By allie2590 | 29

#10492 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:22

Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.

By uh_oh | 0

#10503 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:27

This is hilarious. At least it's only been 2 months!

By failedpost | 0

#10518 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:40

2 months? Try 2 years and 2 months for me.

By that_one_guy | 0

#10524 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:43

Two months? I'm sorry, babe, but thats no big deal The only way I've seen a naked woman in the past two months was through pictures.

By Soccrfoot | 0

#10535 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:50

Hah, that happened to my ex a couple times; but the cat usually liked to stay in there with her.

By a_cocksure_slant | 0

#10536 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:52

I'm a guy with two female cats, and they are the only ladies to see me naked in the last two months. Double fuck my life.

By carriealana | 0

#10596 - Monday 2 March 2009 03:58

It'd be worse if your cat acted like it was turned on or somethin'. Just sayin'.

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