Wanker and Intimacy: Caught in 4K - FML

Caught in 4K

By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

redhead10 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:49

#27 i'm sorry but watching **** in the privacy of your own home does not make you a pervert. get over yourself.

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z_vet 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 14:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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rwac07 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:37

the crowd wants an encore

awesomeooo3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:22

hahahahah op that's hilarious!!

hippo1234 19

Friday 25 April 2014 6:03

Better than casting a small shadow....

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:41

take pride in displaying your manhood to the world

haggymypants 3

Monday 22 November 2010 4:04

you look like hitler.

Poepiepiesie 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:41

Carry your pride, strong and upright.

borba72 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 16:27

Man. This one was funny, congrats. Try and change the position of your monitor so you can jack off without projecting your shadow.

niftyhasdelulz 12

Monday 18 August 2014 1:46

That made my day. Haha thanks OP!

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 17:46

Thaaaaat's pretty funny.

ReMiX_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:41

i can see it, "daddy whats that thing going up and down on our neighbors window?"..."oh he's sexually pleasuring himself." hahaha

Black_Lord747 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:57

Lol Ori....

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:15

Oh, the possibilities... the comments to this are funny, too!

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

acke01 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 1:56

That comment just made my day.

heathallin 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:41

#19 haha, so politically correct, yet so thorough and yea, i've seen some puppet shows in progress, pretty entertaining

abbottizer 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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