By ShakeRattleHiss - 20/04/2011 15:25 - Canada

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 126
You deserved it 4 717

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.

keep a bunch of random items at your desk. then when he blurts out "toothbrush" (or whatever) you can toss one on his desk. turn it into an office game! call it "guess what Bob wants". the winner is the person who brings in the most items randomly blurted out. the losers have to chip in for the winners bar tab after work on Friday.

Comments

Good luck and have fun :)

I wish he was my boss...

at least hes not touching himself. well not yet anyways.

Is your boss Andy Samburg by chance?

In high school I had a teacher with it. He would also touch himself, yell fuck or coon muck balls, wiggle his tie from side to side, and jerk his head around. He has the worst breath, you could smell it 4 rows back. To top it off, no lie, the only had half a middle finger that he lost to a lawnmower

first comment!

.........Not really.......

sounds like fun guy!

definatly... imagine what you could do with nipples

definatly, imagine what you could do with nipples, jessica simpson and a potato peeler ;) damn anti flood

sorry bout the first one i sent it too soon. damn ipod

Sounds like he'd be fun to hang out with for a day or two.

haha that made my day

Maybe that's just normal for him. :)

Agreed, he might not have Tourette's syndrome at all, he might just be... ...unique like that.

that a certain type of uniqueness has a name, it's called tourette's syndrome....^^

that certain**

Only if it's involuntary. Maybe he's working on his insanity defense for when they start finding the bodies of past employees.

I didn't know Tourette's guy owned a business.

I have Tourette's and I own my own lawfirm.

But he's my best friend. HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TOO ME!

That must be fun. I thought that people with that disability just had ticks, not outbursts of random words.

That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.

Lmao boners marry me