Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
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YacL
| 15
Good luck and have fun :)
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meg353
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I wish he was my boss...
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TinyDude
| 10
at least hes not touching himself. well not yet anyways.
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cmfh88
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fuck salt
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Tuesdays76
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Is your boss Andy Samburg by chance?
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Allstarr23
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In high school I had a teacher with it. He would also touch himself, yell fuck or coon muck balls, wiggle his tie from side to side, and jerk his head around. He has the worst breath, you could smell it 4 rows back. To top it off, no lie, the only had half a middle finger that he lost to a lawnmower
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jmanwade
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first comment!
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bummervacation
| 10
.........Not really.......
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443mimi
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sounds like fun guy!
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
definatly... imagine what you could do with nipples
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
definatly, imagine what you could do with nipples, jessica simpson and a potato peeler ;) damn anti flood
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
sorry bout the first one i sent it too soon. damn ipod
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kingtz
| 6
Sounds like he'd be fun to hang out with for a day or two.
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meg353
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haha that made my day
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PrissyPineapple
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Maybe that's just normal for him. :)
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instantmusic
| 4
Agreed, he might not have Tourette's syndrome at all, he might just be... ...unique like that.
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
that a certain type of uniqueness has a name, it's called tourette's syndrome....^^
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
that certain**
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TheDrifter
| 23
Only if it's involuntary. Maybe he's working on his insanity defense for when they start finding the bodies of past employees.
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HeJustKnowsBest
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I didn't know Tourette's guy owned a business.
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phatdaddy62
| 23
I have Tourette's and I own my own lawfirm.
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HeJustKnowsBest
| 3
But he's my best friend. HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TOO ME!
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10_4Franky
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That must be fun. I thought that people with that disability just had ticks, not outbursts of random words.
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janix_fml
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hahaha:L
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perdix
| 29
That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.
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mfmylifesrsly
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Lmao boners marry me
turn it into an office game! call it "guess what Bob wants". the winner is the person who brings in the most items randomly blurted out.
the losers have to chip in for the winners bar tab after work on Friday.