By ShakeRattleHiss - 20/04/2011 15:25 - Canada
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keep a bunch of random items at your desk. then when he blurts out "toothbrush" (or whatever) you can toss one on his desk. turn it into an office game! call it "guess what Bob wants". the winner is the person who brings in the most items randomly blurted out. the losers have to chip in for the winners bar tab after work on Friday.
In high school I had a teacher with it. He would also touch himself, yell fuck or coon muck balls, wiggle his tie from side to side, and jerk his head around. He has the worst breath, you could smell it 4 rows back. To top it off, no lie, the only had half a middle finger that he lost to a lawnmower