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By ShakeRattleHiss - 20/4/2011 15:25 - Canada
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.

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By  underpaid011  |  0

keep a bunch of random items at your desk. then when he blurts out "toothbrush" (or whatever) you can toss one on his desk.

turn it into an office game! call it "guess what Bob wants". the winner is the person who brings in the most items randomly blurted out.

the losers have to chip in for the winners bar tab after work on Friday.

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  Allstarr23  |  1

In high school I had a teacher with it. He would also touch himself, yell fuck or coon muck balls, wiggle his tie from side to side, and jerk his head around. He has the worst breath, you could smell it 4 rows back. To top it off, no lie, the only had half a middle finger that he lost to a lawnmower

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By  perdix  |  29

That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.

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